Summer in the city means cleavage cleavage cleavage
And I start to miss you, baby, sometimes
I've been staying up and drinking in a late night establishment
Telling strangers personal things
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Jeg har gul plastikkand
Jeg har bøtte og spann
Men gummibåten synker
Du flørter med Nils
Jeg nøyer meg med pils
Mens ozonlaget klynker
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hvor har vel denne engang så stolte unge mannen lidt
i en fjern forgangen fortid var dette varmt og rødt og dunket blidt
dette før så vakre pulsorgan er kaldt og knust
her, en gang, en vakker kvinne har gitt faen, faen, faen
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tinnitus i hjärtat
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memento mortar!
--------------------------------
Verdammt, wir leben noch!
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Slipp tuttene løs, det er vår!
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----------
computer says no.
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Alla dessa dagar som kom och gick, inte visste jag at de var livet.
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vår nå!
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indeed!
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it's not the end of the world, but i can see it from here...
---------
Vi kan ikkje eige kvarandre.
Tusen dikt har fortalt oss at vi ikkje kan eige kvarandre.
Men vi kan låne kvarandre, og gløyme levere tilbake.
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tradefair!
------------------------------
she put the ultra to her head and pulled the trigger...
---------------------------
The lodd is dead. Long live the lodd.
-----------------------
no retreat, no surrender.
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Too hipp gotta hopp. Too flipp, gotta flopp : )
---------------------------------------------
Gammel Dansk gør godt om morgenen, efter dagens dont, under jagten, på fisketuren eller som aperitif.
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karmic?
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Neon on my naked skin
Passing silhouettes of strange illuminated mannequins
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i wanna rock... wool!
-----------------------------------------------
What's worse, thinking you're being paranoid or knowing you should be?
-------------------------
Microsoft is not the answer, it is the question. The answer is NO.
-------------------------
He who read nothing is more educated than those who read nothing but newspapers.
------------
Jeg visste jeg hade vikeplikt, men jeg benyttet meg ikke av den.
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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western spiral arm of the galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this, at a distance of roughly ninety million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet, whose ape descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea. This planet has, or had, a problem, which was this. Most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small, green pieces of paper, which is odd, because on the whole, it wasn't the small, green pieces of paper which were unhappy. And so the problem remained, and lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches. Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake coming down from the trees in the first place, and some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no-one should ever have left the oceans. And then one day, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl, sitting on her own in a small cafe in Rickmansworth suddenly realised what it was that had been going wrong all this time and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no-one would have to get nalied to anything. Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone, the Earth was unexpectedly demolished to make way for a new hyperspace bypass and so the idea was lost forever.
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alkyd!
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Iran: - Over 100% valgdeltagelse - Greit å vite at ting går rett for seg...
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A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
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grillpikene!
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tannløve!
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maroder: maro'der a5 (fra ty., om syk el. såret soldat, av fr maraud 'skurk', jf *marodør) (midlertidig) arbeidsufør; utmattet, lemster, skral kjenne seg m-
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(Don’t have to be) A big bucks Hollywood star
(Don’t have to drive) A super car to get far
(Don’t have to live) A life of power and wealth
(Don’t have to be) Beautiful but it helps
(Don’t have to buy) A house in Beverly Hills
(Don’t have to have) Your daddy paying the bills
(Don’t have to live) A life of power and wealth
(Don’t have to be) Beautiful but it helps
You need more You need more You need more
You need more You need more You need more
You need love
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hugs, du skulda lånekassen spenn!
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pipeholurt?
--------------------------------------
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
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makka pakka!
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alt i alt i et og alt
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I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
You're a little late
I'm already torn
--------------------------
time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana (G. Marx)
-----------------------
Sieg Hallelujah!
-------------
I am a worm before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
before i forget that!
---------------------------------------------
The time is soon not now...
---------------------------------------------
himla knall!
-------------------------------
I don't want to perish like a fading horse!
-----------------------------
som aa svoemme i et akvarium
-------------------------------------------
Sjølv om du ikkje trur på spøkelse, er det all grunn til å vere redd dei.
-----------------
When Jesus said "love your enemy" I think he probably meant "don't kill them".
----------------------------
Mykje fjord og lite varme
-------------------------------------
Jul i velstandsriket...
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jalla!
----------------------
det går snart mot lysere tider...
----------------------
håkkei...
------------------------
Where did the snus go?
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This is what my heart tells me, I left my brain in a bottle of whisky last night...
---------------------------------
høye fjell kaster lange skygger...
---
my sign is vital, my hands are cold
-----
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Det var mange som blei tatt av absolutt vodka
Det var mange som falt for absolutt polka
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iron like a lion in zion
------------
ransom notes keep falling out your mouth
mid-sweet talk, newspaper word cut outs
speak no feeling no I don't believe you
you don't care a bit,
you don't care a bit
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about the size of a big sardine...
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synapskolaps!
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syntax terror!
----------------
bålgrill!
------------------------------------
bætterde!
----------------------------------------
kjolen min er lyseblå, med ei raude marihøne på...
----------------------------------
frp = drømfettaganta
-----------------------------------
nei men det blir jo kjempe fint jo
-sprattus
------------------------------
bord både her og der...
-------------------------------------------
lyn & leven!
-----------------------------
fra vogge til grav...
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hestekjeks...
-----------
duådu
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du vide all verden...
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------
When the room is quiet
The daylight almost gone
It seems there's something I should know
Well, I ought to leave
But the rain it never stops
And I've no particular place to go
Just when I think I'm winning
When I've broken every door
The ghosts of my life
Blow wilder than before
Just when I thought I could not be stopped
When my chance came to be king
The ghosts of my life
Blew wilder than the wind
Well, I'm feeling nervous
Now I find myself alone
The simple life's no longer there
Once I was so sure
Now the doubt inside my mind
Comes and goes, but leads nowhere
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Svømmer som en skiftenøkkel, men løper som en fisk...
--------------------
Det er på Klosteret det skjer :)
----------------
They went on forever – They - When I w- We lived in Arizona, and the skies always had little fluffy clouds in 'em, and, uh... they were long... and clear and... there were lots of stars at night. And, uh, when it would rain, it would all turn - it- They were beautiful, the most beautiful skies as a matter of fact. Um, the sunsets were purple and red and yellow and on fire, and the clouds would catch the colors everywhere. That's uh, neat cause I used to look at them all the time, when I was little. You don't see that. You might still see them in the desert.
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silly eller chilly?
-----------------------
sløyfet sløyfe
--------------------------------
sløyfe
---------------------------------------------
velg canal digital og bli sprøyte gal!
-----------------
...og det blir sol, sol, sol...
---------------------------------
hjemmespa...
---------------------------
Freaky Friday
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helg :)
------------------------------------------------
Lothar
------------------------------------
... pils!
-------------------------------------
loftsvask!
------------------------
på nett!
------------------------------------------------
salmon bay!
----------------------------
it`s oh so dark now!
-----------------
lommebok
----
kommer lommemannen sin biografi til å være tilgjengelig som pocketbok?
-----------------
letta!
---------
Jeg gikk på Fløyen!
---------------------------------
Hvorhen du går i li og fjell...
----------------------------------------------
I belive I can flyyyyyyyy....
-------------------------------------------
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
------------------------------------
Killing lonliness....with you
----------------------------------------------
Buddah Car
-------------------------------------
He drinks a whisky drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that
Remind him
Of the good times
He sings the songs that
Remind him
Of the better times
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freddag!
--------------------------------
HTC ;(
--------------------------
chumby wumby
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vertical smiles!
-----------------------
mord brann viking 1-1
------------
zywiec
--------
ppp - påske, pils og pitvin!
------------------------------
zakopane :)
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lenovo
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Her face was crystal
Fair and fine
Her breath was morning
Her lips were wine
Her eyes were laughter
Her touch divine
Her face was crystal
And she was mine
-----------------------------
I am empty, so tell me you care for me.......
---------------------
Why Cliff? Why???
-----------------
Heathcliff?
----
too hot, too greedy......
--------------------------------------------------
lesbe eller lespe?
------------------------------------
dippedutt!
----------------------------------------
dippedutt eller duppeditt?
--------------------
Grillen!
--------------------
living next door to malice......
--------------------------------------
oops I did it again.:(
-------------------
Hit me beibi one more time........
----------------------------------
x
-----
britneyspears
-----------------
Jeden Tag Spass haben!
----------------
bremsespor?
----------------------------------
Heal and Grow...
------------------------------------------
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
-----------------------------
Søren snute!
--------------
Heal and Grow...
----------------------------
jepp!
----------------------------------
døve ører?
-----------
ferdig! kom og tørk...
-----------------------------------
-------------------------------------------
Karamba?
-----
Nuvel...
----
ho sa so, brura...
------
lommevaffel?
-------------------------
luftvaffel?
-----
vaffel
------
Screaming for Vengeance
------------------------
Judas Priest
------------------------------------------------
Kabelsalat ist gesund!
-------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------
So if you really love me baby, help me scrape the mucus of my brain
---------------------
Jeg er kompakt jeg...
----------
Houston
we have a
luxus problem
-----------------------
Striskjorte og havrelefse...
-------------------
Godt Nyttår til alle sammen :)
-----------------------
Feliz navidad
------------------------------
det går mot lysere tider...
------------------
Merry x-mas!
-----------------------------------------
internett lei av meg?
-------------------------
lei av internett!
----------------------------------------
-------------------------
kaloribombe?
------------
julebombe
---------------------
glade jul?
----
bambusøye
--------------------------------------
liggetårn!
---------------------
hvis du var en spiker, ville jeg spikret deg til gulvet....
---------------------------------
Du er ikke en stuevegg. Du trenger ikke å sparkles.
-------------------------------------------------
galte
-------------------
Did somebody call the instigator?
---------------------------
heitur pottur
----
vinterskodd!
-------
luskelugg
-----------------
svindelpels!
------------------------------------
happy smurf
----------------------
fugazi!
----------------
Det er svart november.
Havet knuse mot strand
ein forliste drøm fra et sommargrønt land.
Men eg huske endå vakre Mary McKear
longt vest
i Tir n’a Noir.
----------
---------------------
det snør, det snør...
-------
------------
where are we?
what the hell is going on?
the dust has only just begun to fall
crop circles in the carpet
sinking feeling
---------
------------
pøh... har til og med sett en kamp :)
--------------------------------------
Tommy i branndrakt??
-------------
atom!
---------------------------
----------------------------------
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gutsy gibbon!
-------------
hardanger here we come!
----------------------------
hmmm...
-------------------------
Jeg liker reklame jeg........
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bilde av bruden nå!!!!
-------------------------------
forkjøla!
------------------------
irritert!
------------
snufsig!
---------
hufsigt!
-------------------------------
---------
-----------------------------
noen sladret og jeg ble lei meg!
---
sad
but true!
--------
no, never to late!
-----------------------
it`s too late.....
----------------------------
noiseshaper rules!
-----------
oh, baby baby.....
---------
*smack*
------------------
Hit me baby one more time....
---------------
Det går rykter om at Wet Wet Wet skal overta etter Curiosity Killed the Cat
---------------------------
wet, wet, wet...
---------------
Ice ice baby
-----------------
Iceland baby!
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"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest. Yoko Ono is standing right next to him. Not one F**king bullet. Explain that to me! Explain that to me!"
- Denis Leary
----------------------------
“In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military-industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of displaced power exists and will persist.”
—Dwight D. Eisenhower
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Reach out and touch faith...
---------------------------
farsken du è glemsk!
----
like a leaf on the wind...
---------------------------------------------
vevmestern er mestern!
-------------------------
kreds til vevmestern for "rett fra web"-funksjonalitet i ting&tang!
---------------------
Hvilken vals?
--------------------------------------------------
Jag föredrar svartmålade väggar, igenmurade fönster och hårdrock.
--------------------------------------
in kautokeino no one
can hear your scream
----------------------------
Det er pussigt, at der med de relativt få ord, der findes i sproget, kan siges så meget sludder.
- Storm P. -
------------------------------------------------
nope! Skelleton
-------------------
Short for Kate?
----------------
Jack
------------------------
pommfritt
----------------------
koko!
---------------------
løk.....
----------------------------
møøøøø...
---
en gjøk som sa....
-------------
da hørte jeg fra lien...
----------------------------------------
Jeg gikk en tur på stien og følte skogens ro.....
----------------
Jokk, jokk så får du en pjokk. - Jokk, så får du en pjokk. - Hver eneste mann, jokke kan. - Jokk, så får du en pjokk (tenk flode sangen)
--------------------------------
Hvem rensker håret i din sluk?
-----------------------------------------
månebedotten!
--------------------------------------------
begonia!
----------------------------------
ka seie du, ka sa du, ka meine du me da du?
------------------------------------------
Guh, ka e det du siar?
-------------------------
sjokkoholiker?
---
hvit, melkesjokolade eller mørk (70%) ? hva blir det, hva blir det??
-----------------------------
om man en god rampe skal bli...
------------------------------------------
vatten?
-----------------
mmmmm mulig mulig.
------------
Tja... Demi-sec?
---------------------
Brut eller Sec?
---------
ja
---------------------------------------------
øl og vin blir fin
vin og øl blir krøll
Limonade blir ballade!
----
Selv foretrekker jeg en deilig limonade
---
Tudi Smudi ludi!
-------
La smudi leve!
---------------------------------------
Smudi må dø!
------------------------------
Smudi nå!
------------------------------------
En gang falt Espen Lie i vannet, men han ble ikke våt. Vannet ble Espen Lie.
------------------------------------------
I was surprised that the shotgun went off. I thought maybe it would misfire or something.
----
-------
Curry curry
--------------------------------------
toyota!
-----------------------------
today, tomorrow...
--------------------------------------------------
Bt bu
---------
halogen
------------------------
presens partisipp!
-----------------------------
Forever young
-------------------------------------
grønn og gul?
--------------------------------------------
jeg er en liten undulat
---
tog du an?
---------
lamell i cromat?
---------------------------------------------
København
--------------------------
drage nå!
--------------------------------
da sa den tapre siste pakistaner...
---------------
Aabenraa
-------------------------------
Hamburg
-----------------------------------
Köln
----
Koblenz
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Mainz
-----------------------
bergen
-----------------------------------------
ålfoten
----------------------------
Strasbourg (FR)
------------------------------------------
Golden Colombia
----
nissegarden camping
----
dovrefjell
-----------------
trondhjem
---------
grong!
-------------------------
trøndelag
--------------------------------------
Zürich
-------------------
brønnøysund - midt i norge!
--------------------------------------------------
vågal kattepus......
------------------------------------
turmakk!
------------
Konstanz
------------
Heidelberg
------
med litt salt, sitronpepar og 10 minuttar i ein aburøyk. Godis!
---------------------------
sjølfiska makrell!
-----------
Frankfurt a.M.
----------------------------------------------
åmøy
----------------
bodø!
--------------------------------------
Entligen hemma! Tjena grappen, Dubbelubbe
------------------------
i utakt med verdens lønn <*sukk*>
-------
rosévin ved vestfjordens bredd...
-----------
codstock
------------------------------------------
svolvær!
----------
Ja, ja, godt å se noen som får utbytte av sommeren! Klokt forstår jeg å reise nordover :o) Karl-Erik
---------------------
lykkebolle
-----------
mackøl i vesterålen. life is good.
-----------------------------------------
kleggs in the morning...
-----------------
God tur!
------------------
powered by mø?
----------------------------------------------
buljong!
-------------
tromsø!!!
----------------------------
bodø!!!
-------------
nytt foto
------------------------------------------
let this moment last...
-------------------------------------
Quam
------------------------------------------
kvam!!!
-----------------------------------
Luster!!!
---------------------------------
Eg er svolten!
-------------------------
Morgonbrød og sirkus!
--------------------------------------
Tivoli!
-----------------
ultratime!
------------------------------------------
gullfiskur - godur fyrir alla...
-------------------
sommerrengjøring. puh
------------
hugh grant?
---------------------------------------
jugart
----------------------------------------------
hei...
---
HALLO
---------------------------------------
ka?
------------
sprokken
-----------
... and many many... other things!
----------------------------------------------
Gratulerer!
-----
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro
--------------------------------------------------
krossen
--------------------------------------
someone somewhere in summertime.........
-----------------
caramba!?
---------------------------------------------
mamba!
----------------------------------------
samba?
--------------------------------
eg likar guttar
--------------------------------------------
I helvete kan man ikke male fanden på veggen...
--------------
Seiern er vår, seiern er vår! Vi har vinni, seiern er vår :-D
----------
en snerten snelle
-------------------------------
eg likar jordbær
-----------------------------------------
chop chop
---------------
Strenge dagar koma må, men etterpå kjem dei milde.
-Ivar Aasen-
-------------------------------------------
heise heise
---------------------------------
reise reise
------------------------------------------------
weiss... wein!
------------------------------------------
det blir itj fest uten skinnvest!
-----------
nøtter -
-------------------------------------------------
sommartider hey hey...
-----------------------
... 100 års tørke?
------------------
etter regn kommer...
---------------------------------------------
bestemor?
-------------------------------------
Belinda was mine 'til the time that I found her
Holdin' Jim
And lovin' him
Then Sue came along, loved me strong, that's what I thought
Me and Sue,
But that died, too.
Don't know that I will but until I can find me
A girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me
I'll be what I am
A solitary man
A solitary man
I've had it here - being where love's a small word
A part time thing
A paper ring
I know it's been done havin' one girl who loved me
Right or wrong
Weak or strong
----------------------------------------
lakris mellom.....?
---------------------------------
Feisty Fawn
--------------------------------------------
Ny sofa
----------------------------------------
woi woi
-------------------------------------
vosj vosj!
-------------
riddle, riddle...
------------------------
vaske vaske!
--------
sølvrev!
-------------
sølvgris
---------
fakerten!
---------------------------------------
elite
--------------------------
Menneske, fryd deg
----
S.O.S -
-------------------------------
En Helt Alminnelig Sang Om Sommer
Kappa
:-)
------------------------------------
Gratulerer med dagen! Hurra hurra hurra
-----------------
jellaba!
--------------------------------------------------
bunad, eller ikke bunad, det er spørsmålet
--------------------------------------
today tomorrow toyota... :-)
------------------
kremmtåpp
---------------------------------------
kjole kjole kjole. Haugtussa
------------
hirr hirr
-----------
no escape!!!!
----------------------
hjeeelp
---------
hymnens lenker
-------------------------------------------------
retunika?
----------
class dismissed {
public annoyance;
}
----------------------
skyld på side2 :)
-----------------------------
hei, det er en parantesfeil nedafor...
-------------------------------------------
S = (kvadratroten av (0.4c - Hd(1 - FL / FW)) + (kvadratroten(Bw)) - (BL(T + e0.33a + WH))
--------------------------
???
----------------------------------------
03.11.2007
--------------------------------
trøtt og lei
-----------------------------
Russesuss
----------
russekjeks?
------------------------------------------
Russesex
-----------------
am Ende bleib ich doch alleine
die Zeit steht still
und mir ist kalt
----------------------------------------
mørkehvitt!
----------------------------------
lysesvart!
--------------
tachenmann
----------------------------------
Es ist eine verbrechung - jaa?
--------------------------------------
Derrick, aus der reihe!
---------------------------------------------
Harry Klein is back!
---------
turboafrikaner! gå & vask munnen med såpe...
--------------------------------------
jeg skal på Turboneger!
--------------------------
Du ska itte trø i graset. Spede spira lyt få stå.
-Einar Skjæraasen-
--------------------------------------
velg!
--------------------------------
Utsolgt
---------------------------------------
Turboneger på Garage!
-----------------
svisken på disken!
----------------------
Det er fort gjort å ta feil av velsignelser og forbannelser.
-----------------------------------------------
male badetaket, da!
----------------------------------------
det snør, det snør...
------------------------------------
Tror Odd Børretzen at han er en agurk?
------------------------------------
jeg er en liten undulat
som er sa veldig gla' i mat
men de jeg bor hos
men de jeg bor hos
de er sa gjerrig!
de gir meg sild hver enda dag
men det vil jeg slett ikke ha
for jeg vil heller
for jeg vil heller
ha coka cola og is!
---------------------------------------
Gleda gløymest før du trur, men sorgene sitja lenge.
-Ivar Aasen-
--------------------------------------------
Kokt egg
-----------------
utenpåkorsett...
--------------------------
nein... o-straße...:)
------------------------------
o-strasse...
----------------------
Våryr?
-----------
striskjorte og havrelefse!
------------------------------------------------
Fiskesuppe?
------------------------
Eggepunsj!
--------------------
Gnitedrue?
-----------------
Sløsebanan!
---
Sparepære
----------------
Mennesket består av 94 prosent vann, og allikevel er ikke avholdsfolket fornøyd.
- Odd Børretzen -
------------------------------------------
«For min kropp er sann mat, og mitt blod er sann drikk.» Joh 6, 55
---------------
"En mann som dør i besittelse av millioner som det har stått i hans makt å dele ut, vil dø uten ære."
----------------
når tælan går og kvinnfolka smiler, da er det vår!
----------
Say it again?
------------------------
What is it Good for? Absolutely Nothing.
-------------------
sneksi
-----------------------
kvinner vil og kvinner kan!
------------------------------------------
«Gud velsigne oss! Gjev alle folk på jord må ottast han!» Sal 67, 8
----------------
Har du problemer med å omgås overdrevent positive folk
Du æ’kke aleine, vi er mange som har det sånn
----------------------
sånn ja...
----------
sjokidorisei
--------------------------
hurlumheis!
-----------------
la perla
-------------------------
svettpeis...
------------------------------------
yrande pekyrande...
----------
que pasa?
-------------
However you dress
whereever you go
yes means yes and
no means no
-----------------
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"
--------------------------------------
Lillbabs
----------------------------------------------
blåbærbarbar
-------------------------
bærbarbar?
----
barbar!
--------------------------------
barber en mygg!
------------------------------------------
bløgg en blogg!
-------------------------------------------------
Good Weekend !!! :-) !!! Kappa !!!
---
This cover got lost
-emily the strange
--------------
du vide allverden!
----------------------------------
«Du må ikke tåle så inderlig vel den urett som ikke rammer deg selv.»
- Arnulf Øverland
--------------------------------------------
show me, show me,how you do that trick. The one that`s make me smile she said, And I`ll promise you I`ll run away with you
--------
she said: we were never feeling bored cause we were never being boring
-----------------------
jolly good!
--------------
Jeg tar gjerne en gratis akevitt!
--------------------------------
«Og Ånden og bruden sier: ‘Kom!’ Og den som hører, skal si: ‘Kom!’ Og den som tørster, skal komme! Og hver den som vil, skal ta livets vann for intet!» Åp 22,17
----------------------------------
very different, indeed!
--------------
same same, only different!
----------------
nånei!
------
Det går likar no!
------------------------
vino blanco?
--------------------------------------------------
snerk
-------------------
ride ride ranke
---------------------------------------
Avgårde Kåre!
-----
smokin the bandit
-----------------------------------------
Dei seier det er eit nytt år, men dei lurer ikkje meg.
- Ragnar Hovland
--------------------------------
snekker andersen
------------------------
i am the apeman...
--------------
intet nytt er et godt nytt år
---------------------------------------------
intet nytt er godt nytt
-----------------------------------------
godt nytt!
-----------------------------
An Happy New 2007 !!!
Kappa
-------------------------------------
teppe?
----------------------------------------
leppe?
----------------------------
lepje
---------------------
kabultv nå!
--------------------
verden er full av b-mennesker
som står opp for tidlig
--------------------------
øks øks, beibi!
-------------------
ragamuffin
-------------------------------------
sjokedorisei!
--------------------------
har du begge beina på jorden står du stille
----------------------------
God Jol!
--------------------------------
ta en dag av gangen, hva kan du ellers gjøre? ta flere?
-------------------------------------------------
smooth manouver, hoover!
--------------------------------------------------
la elva leve?
------------------------------------
mannen var ute etter...
------------
run to the pils!
----------------------------------------
har har noen ikke røkt noe som de kunne har røkt, hadde de hatt muligheten
--------------
lev og la leve!
-------------------
Her har noen røkt noe de ikke burde...
-------
G-Unit
---------------------------------
til lands, til vanns og i lufta med
----------------
det sannsynlige er at det usannsynlige skjer
-----------------------------------
kan du se en sol
kan du se en båt......
----------------
et ensomt menneske
er en ulykke.
som heldigvis kommer
alene.
------------------------------------------
oh, he`s a poet, and he didn`t know it.
"Ford Fairlane"
----------
barn mobber så fordomsfritt!
---------------------------------------------
it takes a big man to cry,
but it takes an even bigger
man to laugh at that man.
-----------------------------
... nummer to blant likemenn!
------------------------------------
alltid si alltid?
--------------------------------------------
bedre sent enn alltid!
-------
bedre sent enn aldri!
---------------------------------
det er aldri forsent å gi opp
---------------------------------------
Eg prøvde si "Goddag",
Men det kom ikkje et svar
Så eg åt middag og var like klok
Eg ville si det var godt,
Men fisken var kald
Og det var bedre selskap i en bok
"Eg tar oppvasken!" sa eg
Og ville være generøs,
Men det kom ennå ikkje et svar
Så eg tygget på poteten
Mens eg glante i tapeten,
Det var like greit å pigge av.
-------------------------------------
and then?
--------------
So this baby seal walks into a club.
-----
skål i mythos!
------------
Eg tok en frossen torsk,
så han ikkje var dorsk.
Eg laget saus med karry,
så han ikkje skulle smake harry.
Garnityren, det var råkost og reker.
Eg lover deg, gjestene sitter enno og breker.
---------------------------------------
ikke en dritt brad pitt!
---------
Hva skjera bagera?
--------------------
the statement with which
you seek to illuminate
is uninteresting
-----------------
the query with which
you seek illumination
is uninteresting
-----
Eg er pessimist som dei fleste andre fornuftige folk.
-------
"Ooooooh, they have the internet on computers now!" - Homer Simpson
----
Wits n charms. And muscular arms.
A cunning smile like no other
A mind that roams and rythmular bones.
Who can want more in a brother?
-------------------------------------------------
The name she gave was Caroline
daughter of a miner
her ways were free
it seemed to me
that sunshine walked beside her
-------------------
And now I know what they’re are saying
It’s a terrible beauty we’ve made
So we make our love on wasteland
And through the barricades
Now I know what they’re are saying
As hearts go to their graves
We made our love on wasteland
And through the barricades
--------------
---------------------------------
...... kan ikkje bite følelsen!
--------
two brights make one brong
---------------------------
en rett og to brange?
----------------------------------------
nå er du brang!
------------------------------------------------
brengt?
-------------------------------
et dyr er bare en brengt sopp. nærmere bestemt en vrengt traktkantarell. dette burde vi skjønt for lenge siden. de har jo hul stilk.
---------------------
I think there's something wrong with my alarm clock; it keeps making this really loud noise in the morning
------------------------------------
I dagene som fulgte kom hun hver morgen
og skiftet på såret, konstanterte at det ikke
grodde og satt på ham til vindene igjen stod
stille i munnen hennes og rødmen bredte
seg over de bleke kinnene.
---------------------
thanks for all the chips
---------------------------------------------
thanks for all the fish
-----
----------------------------------------------
Vanlig sunn fornuft er ikke særlig vanlig...
---
An eye for an eye, will make us all blind. Gandhi.
-----------------------
koffår det då?
-------------------------------------------------
har ka?
---------------------------------------
Mahadev har
----------------------------
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
--------------------------------
There's no cure for life.
-----------------------
Noko verkar på alle. Anna verkar på ingen.
Alt er som før. Slik alt endrar seg.
Ingenting vil for alltid forbli uendra.
Visdom er som vinden. Uansett kvar
han snur så er han stadig vinden.
Og ved det vil vinden
det vinden vil.
-----------------
kubuntu!
--------------------
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
------------------------------------------
Somewhere over the rainbow...
-------------------------------------
I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere
----------------
Å
---------------------------
vestvågøy
---------------------
Lykken er så mangt.
-------------------------------------------
Lykken er ikke et krav, det er en oppgave.
-------
aurora borealis
-------------
66 33'
-----------------------------
Shopping... Jippi
--------
sing it back to me...
----------------------------------------
... men no: vin!
--------------------
time takes too much time........
-----------
how do i get this??
---
voices in my bed?
---------
voices in my head...
-----------------------------------
german female voices.........
-----------------------------------------------
String på 60 årige menn er STYGT!
----------------------------------------------
Trekantbikini er fint det...
-------------
"Ring of fire" på TYSK! Johnny Cash må spinne i graven...
-----------------------------------------------
Rompeola - Steakhouse and parrilla
-------------------
Allsang und bratwurst in Schinkenstraße
---------
They are not lesbians, they are just women in comfortable shoes!
--------------
Lederhosen und sangria! :-)
-------
Intet er så rommelig som havet, intet så tålmodig.
På sin brede rygg bærer det lik en godslig elefant
de små puslinger, der bebor jorden; og i sitt store
kjølige dyp eier det plass for all verdens jammer.
Det er ikke sant at havet er troløst; ti det aldri har
lovet noget: uten krav, uten forpliktelse, fritt, rent
og uforfalsket banker det store hjerte - det siste
sunde i den syke verden.
- Alexander Kielland
--------------------------
Nede, nei.
--------------------------------------------------
"Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen".
---------------------------
Is a Pentagram better than a 486?
--------
sandstrand...
-------------------------------------------
Italy beats france =WHO CARES (MONGO)
--------------------------------------
loooong!
-----------------------------
How long is the 14 foot ethernet cable?
-------------------------------------------------
hva da?
--------------------------------------------
nåja...........
--------------------------------------------
jon sokk, gitt!
------------------------------------------------
Putting the pain back in the brain.
-------------------------
vinter og snø?
--------
Bloodshot eyes
Metal skin
Serpents tongue
Dagger claws
Dragon wings
Crooked horns
K.I.N.G
-------------------------------
kan kan?
---------------------------------------
Kan du, kan eg!
---------
Klart eg kan!
------------------------------------
Men det er klart, du kan ikke bare......
-------------
alcohol?
---------------------------------
What's with the drunks?MONGO
-------------------
Horn og basuner blåser fanfarer
Husene skjelver og faller i grus
Skikkelser flakker omkring i ruinene
På jakt etter spenning, på jakt etter rus
--------------------------------------------
18. mai er vi så glad i.........
---------------------
skål for 17. mai, olje og alt det derre der...
-------------------------------------
Hips don't lie, because she makes a man want to speak Spanish: " Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa"
---------------
Hips don`t lie...
------------------------------
ready for departure
----------
boarding completed.
-------------------------------------------
Eg gjer deg terningkast 10
-------------------------------------------
maiai!
---------------------
sykepleiere uten genser...
----------------
Programmers are from Mars, users are from Venus
--------------------------
De e Fredag!!!
-----------
tori og jeg på vestfoldbanen...
--------------------------------------------------
åtte potter rømme, fire merker smør!
---
og hver mann sin tann???
--------------------------
hver kvinne sin pinne!
---------------------------------------
fare thee well, miss carousel...
----------------------------
Hirnlego
----------------
"I was arrested once in Disneyland.
I was 15, kind of a hippie. I was with this
boy and we were smoking pot in a cave
on Tom Sawyer's Island. I spent the night
in juvenile hall. Since then I've been very
anti Disney."
- Kim Gordon, Sonic Youth
------------------
somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
disorder, disorder, disorder
---------------------
kverulanton?
---------------------------------------------
How do I know what I think until I see what I say?
-----------------------------
Don't stop, flip before you flop!
---------------------
Too flipp gotta flopp
-----------
Matsebassen, the man, the myth, the legend
------------------------------------
Constantly overwhelmed
-------------------------
I dip therefor I am!
---------------------------------------
Aldri på tur, sitte hjemme & være sur!
---
Noextras!
--------------
Heldigvis ingen søvnproblemer...
-----------------------------------------------
Wool Bay, Hard Anger
----------------------
evt. Echinus esculentus!
-------------------------------
kråkebolle!
----------
Jetzt stehst du an der laterne
Hast traenen I’m gesicht
Das feuer nimmst du von der kerze
Die zeit stehst still
Und es wird herbst
Sie sprachen nur von deiner mutter
So gnadenlos ist nur die nacht
Am ende bleib ich doch alleine
Die zeit steht still
Und mir ist kalt
-------------------------
Sprattus er på vei!
--------------------------
Ha di!
----------------------------------------
Gurimalla!
---------------
Join us - the spaceship awaits!
-----------------------
I am the eye with which the Universe beholds itself and knows itself divine
--------------------------------------------
ein annan bit i støvet......
-------------------------
i kjøleskapet mitt så er det øl... øl øl øl øl øl øl øl og vin!
--------------------------------------
Revenge is a dish best served cold
---------------
what?
------------
bortaS blr jablu´DlreH QaQqu´nay´
-----------
Siste tur tatt, nå øl i sola.
-----------------------
Troll i Trompeten?
----
ugg!
------------------------------------
fordi
------------------------
Hvorfor snakker man tysk i Italia?
------
Weiibier - molto bene
-----------------------------------------------
Gllwine
----------------
hodepine!
---------------------------------------------
og så...
-----------------------------
øl!
-----------
og så...
--------------------------------------------------
den som venter, venter, den som får se, får se.
------------------------------------------
Myth is the secret opening through which the inexhaustible energies of the cosmos pour into human manifestation
-------------------------------------------
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
---------------------------------------
de ansvarlige skal harve jorden...
----------------
Er det en ansvarlig redaktør her? Hallo?
------
Det nærmer seg....
----------------------------
Ja takk, begge deler...
---------
Faen. Nå har de senket takhøyden igjen. Må huske å kjøpe nye knebeskyttere.
------------------------------------------------
syk i hodet igjen. ja, ja.
-------------------
voi voi!
---------------------------------
det.var.på.capri
--------------------------
--31% of American teens believe they'll become famous.
------------------------------
Av med skjorta, Inga Marte!
----------------------------------
Du....... tu-rut-tu-tu!
-------------------
Religion is an insult to human dignity, without it you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things it takes religion.
------------------------------------
Fotball, liverpool 1-0, strongbow, stella, carlsberg, cheers
-----
frampusen?
--------------------------
nei.. om 1 time!
-----
Øl nå!
-----------------
home is where your art is
-----------------------------------------------
spelt korn?
---------------------------------
O brother I can't believe it's true.
I'm so scared about the future and I wanna talk to you.
-----
bodrydding er undervurdert!
------------------------------------------
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant
-----------------------
NYTT år!
-----------------------------------
Godt år!
--------------------------------------------------
One more day above ground!!
---------------
julerom?
-------
KatjaKai og BenteBent?
-----------------
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
----------------
jasså - dokk sitt og glor...
------------------
I wanna be your dog
------------------------------------------
For you, I’d give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I’d file my nails so they don’t hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won’t, but you won’t
------------------------------------------
Come on party people
wave your hands in the air
---------
tant og fjas
---------
Glen Mongo
---------------------------------
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind
-----
veni, vidi, vikki!
-------------------------------------------
veni, vidi... vici?
-------------
Tri orísky pro Popelku
------------------
det snør, det snør...
--------------------------------------------------
zevzev!
-------
I aint as good as I once was, but I was good once...
-----------
Det skal alltid slutte med at dama får sperm i trynet. Hva er opplegget med det?
----------------------------------------
Jeg håper jeg kommer til å dø mens jeg sover, slik bestefar gjorde. Og ikke ropende og skrikende, slik som passasjerene i bilen hans.
---------
Ahh finally...
-------------------------------
"There's enough on this planet for everyone's needs but not for everyone's greed"
--------------------------------------------------
Back in the saddle again
-------------------------------
regn
---
Life is unfair - kill yourself or get over it
-------------------------
FREDAG!!!!!!
-----
måleravstand
-----------------------------------------
-------------
lys pils - nederst, mørkt øl - øverst
---------------------------------------------
hvor i skapet skal pilsen stå?
------------------
Frøys dag
--------------
tors dag?
----------------
bad hair decade!
---------
tonen har fått en annen pipe
--------
hvordan kan amrikanerne være så fete når deres politiske ledere er så uspiselig?
------------------------------
cbd!
---------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------
I had to get up in morning at ten o'clock at night, 'alf-hour before I went to bed. Eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down 't mill, and pay 't mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."
-------------------------------------------------
barx.org :: tagboard
-----------------
sjåfør uten bil ledig for oppdrag...
-----------------------------------------
TGIF!
------------
Wax on, wax off
----------------------------------------
det blei kvitt, gitt!
----------------------------------
det må nok tre strøk til!
--------------------------------------
Det er enklere å leve gjennom andre enn å bli seg selv
-------------------------
Men neida: Mennesket har funnet opp sin egen lille gud, og denne har utpekt dem til å være herrer. Bjutiful, just bjutiful.
-----------------------------------------
Tjohei hvor det går...
---------------------------------------
Å slappa litt a, tjukken!
----------------
Men jeg siger eder, at hver den, som ser på en Kvinde for at begære hende, har allerede bedrevet Hor med hende i sit Hjerte.
-------------------------
om alle suger gjelder det med sugerør.
-----------------------------------
... ei sjappe med alkohol, og det var det!
----------------------
databrokk?
----------------------------------------
Datarock ruler
-------------------------------------
... men no: øl!
------------------
ssdd
----------------------------
who cares?
---------------------
... and then?
---------------------------------------------
helg - hurra!
--------------------------------
hei from carrie :) das all i gotta say.
-----------------
Rosenrot
-------------
JUDGE WHOPNER WANTS STRETCH
-------------------------
To fletter & en badehette?
--------
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!
-----------------------------------------------
IF THE GLOVE FITS YOU GOTTA AQUIT---BIFF
-----------------------------------------
øøøø?
------------------
leve sosialismen, la alle bli like fattige
----------------------
prestestyret er over; leve sosialismen!
----------------------------------
Ut med presten & co!
-----------------------------------------
phø!
----------------------------------
blæh...
----------------------------
Rødgrønn :)
------------------------------------------------
Argh... Rødgrønn... :(
---------------------------------
Jo, kreativitet, serr'u...
--------
valgdag!
-------------
mrtg?
------------------------------------
Mandag mårra blues....
--------------------------------------
MR SPIGOLY...........
-------------------------------------
Vi ønsker ikke en utvikling der pengeseddelen blir stadig viktigere på bekostning av stemmeseddelen … 25 år med nyliberalisme er nok!
-------------------------------------------------
kultura?
------------------
sepultura
----
tortura...
----------------------------------
BIFF goin to the BIG EASY..........
---------------------------
Trøtt nå
-----------------------------
male gulv, da...
---------------------
..greit om jeg sitter her..?
----------
middagstid!
--------------------------------------------------
Vi må få denne skuta til å gå rundt!
-----------
trøttekvetel...
------------------
... men nå: marsj til sengs!
------------------------------------------
dette må det bli mer og mer slutt på!
-----------------------------------
..sitter her så lenge, jeg...
-----------------------------------------------
Urk... Mandag!
----
CUP ER CUP
----------------------------
simple mortal!
----------------------
back in the saddle--MONGO
------------------------------------------------
Give me to it!
------------------------------------
Nødd!
----------------
Er du nøtt?
-----------------------------------------------
næh.. kokosnøtt
-------------
hasselnøtt?
----------------------------
numbnuts
-------------------------------------------------
Han syntes født til bagateller og noget stort han blev ei heller
---------------------
NASA and Mongo LIVE
------------------------------------
java.lang.ThreadDeath!
-------
cheerio, miss Sophie
--------------------------
suger in the morning...
------------------------------------------
ENGA I EUROPA!
--------------------------
anemone!
--------------------------------------------------
cucumber news!
-----------------------------------------------
BADABING!
------------------------
mira, miraaa...
----
byob!
------------------------------------------
HAM SLAM THANKYOU MA'AM---MONGO
--------------
is this good, ja?!
--------------------------
TIKI BAR-STRETCH
----------
Click It or Lick It MONGO
--------------------------------
pastis?
---
Life. Is it necessary?
--------------------------
plage!
-----------------------------------------------
Hello, little friend...
-------------------------
Say hello to my little friend...........
--------------------------------------------------
they want you...
----------------------------------
Magaluf!
-------------------------------------------------
glen got some shit floatin
--------------------------------------
skål i campari!
-----
(Go West) Life is peaceful there
(Go West) In the open air
(Go West) Where the skies are blue
(Go West) This is what we're gonna do
-----------------------
...shakin' that ass
----
I see you, BARX!
------------------------------------------
Weenie is a winer
------------------------
Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But I hear no sound
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger
Killing an arab
--------
Ord for dagen: pakkesel.
---------------
bugrit, millennium hand and shrimp
---------------------
Men nå: marsj i seng!
------------------
Vakker kan du være selv!
--------
"Hvor vakker du er, min elskede. Å, hvor vakker du er! Dine øyne bak sløret er som duer. Ditt hår er lik en flokk av geiter
som bølger ned fra Gileads fjell". Høysangen 4, 1.
---
"og sanneleg, det seier eg deg: Ta ikkje flisa or fingeren åt grannen din når di eiga eik står usæl. Då skal det gå deg ille!"
Dysto 3,14
-----------------------------------------------
«Då sa Herren til meg:
«Sei ikkje: Eg er så ung!
Alle eg sender deg til, skal du gå til,
og alt det eg byd deg, skal du tala.»»
Jer 1, 7
---------------
I can only please one person per day.
Today is not your day,
Tomorrow is not looking good either...
----------------------------
primærkjæreste!
--------------------------------------
alles gut!
------------------------------------------
BIFF-CALLING OUT?
NOT GOOD-MONGO
--------------------------------------
niceland?
---------------
nice in nice...
------
På den tid skal de si: Der er en edel vingård, syng om den! Jeg, Herren, er dens vokter. Hvert øyeblikk vanner jeg den. For at ikke noen skal skade den, vokter jeg den dag og natt.
Jes 27,2f
-----------------------------------------------
Ja, vi elsker öpna landskap!
----------------------------------------
You Might Die Trying.DMB
WIZZLE THE DIZZLE-MONGO
-------
melankolikk?
-------------------------------------------------
duoprop?
-------------------------------------
freddag!
----------------
sommernatt...
------------------
When in doubt, follow your heart.
---------
«Hvordan kan det gå til at min Herres mor kommer til meg? For da lyden av din hilsen nådde mitt øre, hoppet barnet i meg av fryd.»
Luk 1, 43-44
---------
mulm og mørke?
---------------------------------
svupp!
-------------
void:
formless mass that floats in a sea of nothing
dreaming of a time when entropy will stop invading its space
and let it sleep...
--------------------------
Nerds were great last night,----BIFF
--------------------------------
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
----------------------------------------
Just cant leave it alone can you mongo!
---------------------
Glen on a gay retreat to Maine........
---------------
brusmisbruker!
----------------------------------
HippHippHurrah
----
solen skinner :-)
---------------------------------------------
kaldt!
------------------------
.... jeg liker zappa, men zappa liker sikkert ikke meg......
---------------------------------
ready or not...
-------------------------
borte ok, hjemme bra!
-----------------------------------------
Voff Voff
-----------------------
smoking section in a restaurant == shitting section in a swimming pool
------------------------
"This is Zaphod Beeblebrox from Betelgeuse Five, not bloody Martin Smith from Croydon."
------------
non-smoking section in a restaurant == non-peeing section in a swimming pool
------------------
-----------------------------------
opium til folket (yoghurt til de minste)!
--------------------------------------
idag.no
-----------------------------------------
Dave seaman!
-----------------------
.org
-----------------------------------------
erowid
---------------------------------
"unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep"
-----------------------
olalala!
-----------------------
Schnappi...
----------------------------------
Nyklekket spurvunge
kaster seg fra reiret
høyde ingen hindring
en nyoppdaget vind
suser gjennom panneluggen
har du sett en larve?
------------------------------
ufred over pavens minne!
--------------------------------------------
Fred over pavens minne!
------------------------------------------------
Et de rike, det er flere igjen.
------------------------------
Mongo Likes The Swedish Lassie's
----------------------------------------------
how about a swedish?
------
MONGO WANTS TO EAT A DANISH
-------------
Så skimrande var aldri havet.........
---------------------------------------
English You Rat Bastard...........t
--------
Annenhver mann sin egen tandem!
------------
Blow Me
F.O.A.D. Swiss Fag
------------------------------------
Good news for people who like bad news
-----------------------------------
What foul language thou speak..... what's wrong, stranger?
--------------------------------------
keep it in the shop asshole?
-------------------------------------------
vår!
----------------------------------
Ciao!
---------
Bruce shickner loves the nerds
Go Mongo
-------------------------------
Sulitjelma
--------
verda e vide: stryn, gloppen og breim.
-----------------
hurra - snart ferie!
---
Pule?
------------------------------------------
Nei betyr ja!
----
nei betyr nei!
---------------------------------------------
seelonce feenee
-----
pan pan
------------------------------
-------------------
hurra for barx.org!
---------
Da Gud hadde skapt Adam og Eva sa han: "Jeg har to gaver igjen, kunsten å stå og tisse og...", "...den vil jeg ha", avbrøt Adam. Eva nikket og Adam fikk gaven...
Adam ropte og skrek av fryd, løp rundt i Edens Hage, tisset opp og ned trærne, løp langs stranden og tisset mønster i sanden...
Gud og Eva betraktet den glade mannen og Eva spurte: "Hva er den andre gaven?"
Gud svarte: "Hjernen Eva... hjernen..."
------------
Order some golf shoes. Otherwise, we'll never get out of this place alive. It's impossible to walk in this muck -- no footing at all...
-------------------------------------
halla
----------
todayisthetomorrowyouwerepromisedyesterday
--------------------------------
øl, øl og atter øl!
----------------------------------------------
hei
hva
skjer
i
helgen
da
----------------------------------------
bortaS blr jablu'Dl'reH QaQqu'nay'
(Klingon proverb: Revenge is a dish best served cold)
-------------------------
zooombie, zooombie, zooombie...........
---
slutt.
--------------------------------------------------
drop it like it's hot!
---
sarge!
---------------------------------------------
Want To Party?.....................
---------------------------------------------
zorro er kongen
---------------------------------------------
300w og brotsverk i dusjen...
------------------------------------
oki
-------------
syn for sagn...
------------------------------------------
Lite problem, liten slegge - stort problem, stor slegge.
-------------------------------------------------
"The possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride" -Raoul Duke
------------------------
As your lawyer, I advise you to rest in peace.
-----------------
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
---------------------------------------
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
------------------------
There is nothing -- absolutely nothing -- even half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.
----------
“Is it not reasonable to anticipate that our understanding of the human mind would be aided greatly by knowing the purpose for which it was designed?”
George C. Williams, Adaptation and Natural Selection (1966)
-------------------------------------------
utf-8 rocker :-]
-------------------------------------
выберите поисковый термин, щелкнув мышью на слове.
---------------------------------------------
ピピ
---------
タタタ
----------------------
I feel disturbances in the web..........
-----------------------------------------------
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BUD?MR SPIGOLI -
----
aktenfor tvers?
---------
is it here?
--------------------------
all i ever needed...
--------------------
Keep it in your pants HAMMER HEAD .../Mongo
-----------------------------------------
all i ever wanted...
--------------------
Just keeping it in the shop BIFF
--------------------------
En klase bananer og en enkeltseng...
-------------------------------------
og ett er to og to marsjerte vi
------------------
sa onkel
-----------------------
Det var på Capri jeg så henne komme.........
---
i think the more you drink the nicer it tastes
-------
I find that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, can bring on all the effects of drunkenness.
- Oscar Wild
------
"Space" it says, is big.
Really big.
You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is.
I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemists,
but that is just peanuts to space.
- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
-----------------------------------
dagens feilmelding:
"ERROR! URL-manipulasjon gikk ad undas."
------------
«For jeg er nådig mot den jeg viser nåde, og barmhjertig mot den jeg forbarmer meg over.»
2 Mos 33, 19
-----------------------
Jau, det...
-------------------
Nuvel...
--------------------
"en av gangen, gutter!", sa budeia da hun våkna under kua...
---------
sony ericsson - erobreren!
-----
Funkar?!
-----------------------------------------------
Shampoooooo?
--------------------
pokker?
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takk for det gamle...
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regn, regn - gå din vei!
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Tombola? Pin the tail on the donkey?
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
------------------------
solstice, not xmas!!!
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Tingle Kris Kringle getin Mr. Wingle...BIFF
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vintersolverv!
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ggg
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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Ohne dich kann ich nicht sein
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Opptil åtte uker var vårt tilbud fra kommunen - og selvsagt måtte vi bli tida ut...
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Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?
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1983 American Heritage Dictionary - fascism is: "A system of government that exercises a dictatorship of the extreme right, typically through the merging of state and business leadership, together with belligerent nationalism."
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Ikke vet jeg!
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Meet Bob the Fokker.........
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Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal...
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hjulebord!
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enklere kan det vanskelig bli!
----------------
Wizzle Dizzle waitin for Mr. Sizzle
--------------------------------------------
Power corrupts, PowerPoint corrupts absolutely
------------------------------------------------
what would you say if i told you i'm not from guilford after all, but from a small planet in the vicinity of betelgeuse?
----------------------
en god stol er glede...
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Are you normal, or just faking it?
----------
pepperkake?
-------------------------------------
Omnipotens = kontinuerlig morgenbrød?
-----
ant deploy?
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ahhh... hva er som manna i egyptens land...
----------
Alt man gjør er trening for det man skal gjøre etterpå
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Everything you do is training for what you are to do next.
-------------
Even if the jail has satin covers and gold plated bars, it is still a jail.
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THE NERDS ROCK--MONGO
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Nå skal vi ut og feire at Christian har kommet ut av skapet.
---------
Kaare sliter med den blå ræva si...
----------
Stefano Marmugi for PRESIDENT!
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Hmmm?
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hmmmm....
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..for han har ikke haika!
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...men Gunder bare ler!
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Ja ja...
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Auda!
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Joda!
--------
Neida, neida!!!!
------------------------------------
Kåre tar'n nesten i ræva! Sjekk The Wall...
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øl igjen. huffda. ja ja.
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Gwendal Femdal
----------
Hippoglossus hippoglossus
---------------------
Groundhog monday
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ord for dagen: beflippelsen
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oups
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Alternativt ord for dagen: slimål
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ord for dagen: lurendreier
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Sedeli!
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La California Fake Election Day : Kerry 66% , Bush 30% , Stefano Marmugi 4% !
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sweet dreams are made of this.........
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tempus::fuckit
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31-10-04 A Fake American Election Day In Italy In My Little Italian Town Called : La California !!! ... details on
http://kappazone.blogspot.com ... ciao to barx and joro from me (Federico's) ... el chico !!! ... byebye
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pinnjola!
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ord for dagen: grim
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Buddha walks into a pizza joint and says, "Make me one with everything."
---
STICK IT IN MY HRATKO WITH YOUR CRACK PIPE AND MY FAT BOW
-----------------
yog hurt?
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Mennesker er noe dritt.
---------------------------------
tips til joros ordbok: aria-kaste
--------------------------
blow me dan weenie
------------------------------------------------
What u do in life echoes thru eternity
--------------
I am no less.
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Skål frå Tony soprano in.da homecountry
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"Vi er minuttene.
Hør som vi går!
Time for time.
År efter år."
--------------------------------
Er deler av virkeligheten utenfor det som kan beskrives matematisk?
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tekno!
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Ord for morgendagen: Slendrian :-)
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Ord for dagen: døgenikt.
---
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened."
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Dagens onomatepoetikon: Surkle.
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There are grounds for cautious optimism that we may now be near the end of the search for the ultimate laws of nature.
~ Stephen W. Hawking
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har du fått din del av samarbeidskaka?
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Hello I am cute! Always.
---------------------------
He's Got the Whole World in His Hands!
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``"Wouldn't the sentence: I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?"''
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The Universe - The God inwhich all other Gods has been created.
----------------
It's a well known fact that 83.5% of statistics are made up on the spot, a number that rises to 92.75% for statistics with two or more decimal places.
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42
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Hi Barx , i'm Federico , i'm in a bar , ciao !
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Grandiosa, Pepsi, og TV.
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mas, mas, mas over hele linja...
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kokain, marijuana, og whisky.
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... men no: øl!
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cat /dev/hda
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Hratko's Back -Let The Party Begin
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Ordener er som hemorrider - alle rasshøl får en til slutt. -St. Tom Mathisen
----------------------
"Du er så kjekk når du er dritings. Ta deg en øl til." - Sjeldent hørt utsagn.
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fuckings 35 grader midt på vintern.
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The suns always shine in the Universe
---------
Welcome to coffee-ville. Population, you!
--------------------------------------------
MOOOOOSE!
-------------------------------------------------
"- I want peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
- We're the United States Government! We don't deal with that sort of thing."
Sneakers (1992)
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Hi i'm in a bar , i drink a beer and i send a big hello to u and Joro !
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Hitler eide ikke skam i livet !
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sanasol,sanasol -du blir faen så cool!!!
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that is so fucking amazing
---------------------------------
Amuse me!
-----------
a man, a plan, a gardin!
-------------------------
fiskekaker er godt!
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Bingo. Bingo the clown-o!
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vatten...
------
smerten...
----------------
Men denne gangen mener jeg det!
--------
*det* sier de alle...
----
En ting er ihvertfall helt klart: Jeg skal aldri drikke alkohol mer!
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Hi i'm federico my first wap experience soon i came in jojakam to talk with u !
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øl, snus og eple!
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definitivt!
-----------------
løvetann?
------------------------------------
Ugress ruler.
----------------------------------------
Uansett om jeg er Guds sønn eller ikke, skal jeg prøve å leve som om det var tilfellet.
---------------
Gnag av deg noe mer! Du er fremdeles bundet!
------------------------------------------------
"In this film
That's no fun
To play the part
Of a missy queen, pussy cat,
sweety, honey, treasure, darling, sugar comb"
---
"Josef K was a true asshole.."
-------------------------------------
fuck.
------------------
I give in to sin, cause U got to make this life Livable...
------------------------------
... and the sign said "long haired freaky people need not apply"!
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Back on the Chain Gang...
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Til og med løven må forsvare seg mot maur og mygg.
-------
I like my women how I like my coffee; ground up and in the freezer.
--------------------------------------------------
ønsker meg olympiske sexleker, jeg...
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noen sitter på hånden sin slik at det skal kjennes ut som å bli runket av noen andre.. jeg sitter med beina i kryss en stund...
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Do not drink the chocolate-marijuana absinthe.
-----
Den som kunne få litt stillhet...
--------
Slafs!
-----------------------
ja, sånn går det når man...
---------------
Au. Det var en fæl bakgrunn!
------------------------------------
Sorte penger, hvite streker, barn som leker.
--------------------------------------
Sumobrytere er også sexobjekter - but hey, Life is Beautiful ; )
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er du den typen som liker å sitte inne og pimpe når sola skinner?
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Mockery is a rust that corrodes all it touches
-----------------------
svingende!
------------------------------------
skål for...
----------------------------
I'm tired.
-------------
dingle rundt i sola da...
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Finding out what it implies to be a conscious being in the Universe.
-------------
Eventually we will evolve into those heaveny beings we are destined to be.
--------------------
Plystr! Plystr, for faen!
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
--------
Some peoples light shine so brightly. How bright can you be?
-----------------------------
Said you might trick me once I won't let you trick me twice
---------------------
Dear Universe for all to touch, taste, hear, smell and see,
Let Love, Understanding and Harmony flow through thee,
I love you too.
Yes I really, really do.
I love you too.
------------------------------------
That is has made you immensely rich does not necessarily mean that it has served you well.
------------------
God I love them, they try so hard.
--------------------------------------
Are you Jesus...? Are you even Jesusish?
-------------------------------------------
" 'Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.' "
--Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
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i want to fuck and to be fucked by BEAR
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i want to fuck and to be fucked by BEAR
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FAT MAN ASSS
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FYCKING
--------------------------------
I want to be Fucked with YOAU
----------
sol, jo...
-----------------------------------------
No one gets away with anything
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I am in your head
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. That they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights. That among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.
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Om å spre sine frø: Det er ikke viktig at ditt dna går videre - det som er viktig er at dine tanker gjør det ; )
-------------------------
jeg har syndet...
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40 grader i ITALIENSK skygge...
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provokasjon!
---------
Nok en fin dag på Sardinia...
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death reboots existence.
-------------------------------------------------
you're like static on my radio
---------------------
portvin?
------------------------------
"The cessation of pain is a wonderful thing." Glen "Little Dick"
-------------------------
"The cessation of pain is a wonderful thing." - Kinky "Big Dick" Friedman
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fjordens ro...
---
BUTTER MY BROWN EYE---PASTE MY WASTE BUCKET-GLEN ABECKER
------------
vind vind vind!
-----------
just wana say bar x is the best bar on the beach n the lads are all so fit especially able who i snogged last year and mehmet karli manchester
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Koblenz - 2 elver
--------------------------
Take your time Ed Kelly's coming back......Stretch
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Meat is murder!
----------------
You are meat. Meat for the beast.
--------------------------
"Here's a spoiler: You're gonna die alone." - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
-----------------------
frihet og rettferdighet
betyr at alle bor i
blokk
-------------
Pretty little butterfy...nice...
-----------
Nokon kjem til å pirke deg i nasen i dag.
-------------------------------
Berlin - easyInterenetCafe
-----------------------------------------
... eller å bone bilen med eget ørevoks?
--------------------------------
... eller å strikke genser av egen navlelo?
-----------------------------
Er det egentlig galt å tenne på bobler i badekaret?
---------------------------------
hvordan så hun damen ut?
-------------
`Hello, meat. How's it going?'
-----------------------------
Her ute sitter jeg. Der inne står pilsen...
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øl
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we're living in a sci-fi nightmare every day
-------------------------------------
Hratko Fatco,Gee my backside aches so......
------------
God has no race, country of origin, or religion
---------------
i`ve got a shickner in my pants mommy
----------------------------------
bruce butter on my face shickner,hows that taste?
----
I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.
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me too
------------------
I Run A Tow Mo Like A Homo With A Big Old Fro.
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flyter!
-------------------------------
bla bla
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tjejer som jag väkser inte på träd!
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gå og vask munnen med såpe!
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i run a press like a dick in your ass
----------------------------------------
big dan reidy on board,still kicking your asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-----
g unit still kicking biff
-------------------------------------------------
har kongen og dronningen noensinne spist pizza Grandiosa tro?
-------------------------
... you might trick me once i won't let you trick me twice!
------------------------------------------
A megabyte is like a kilobyte, except really big.
----------------------------------------------
Hratko R.I P. with Abecker XOXOXOXO
--------------------
Nature's laws are the invisible government of the Universe ; )
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kor e øyvor1?
-----------------------------
okei da...
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no!
------------------
have you ever had your dad?
--------------------
have you ever been had?
--------------------------------
..og hvorfor ikke?
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Katinka, er du der?
------------
sanasol,sanasol -du blir faen så cool..
--------------
e det nåke nytt?
-----------------------------
nirvana or farvana?
-----------------------------------
No mam. We're musicians.
-----------------------------
You touch my Tralala...
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When the earth is ravaged and the animals are dying, a new tribe of people shall come unto the earth from many colors, classes, creeds, and who by their actions and deeds shall make the earth green again. They will be known as the warriors of the Rainbow -- Old Native American Prophecy
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sedelighet nå!
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..i dag er sikkert dagen...
-----------------------------
??confused
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As long as there is a lower class, I am in it.
As long as there is a criminal element, I’m of it.
As long as there is a soul in prison, I am not free.
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lovlig ung, hu der...
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Korte folk burde ikke ha lov til å bruke paraply.
---------------------------------------------
fuck.
--------------
Det snør:(
- I mai!!!!
-------------------------
"Another world is not only possible, she is on her way. On a quiet day, I can hear her breathing."
-------------
The Nerds Rule
-----------------------------------
"The greater the love grows within you, the greater your kingdom shall manifest abundantly around you in this your reality. The more it manifests, the more unlimited you will become."
-------------------------
It's like "most urgent".
---------------
"It's most urgent".
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Vil du ha kanel eller karri på grøten?
-----------------------------------------
Jeg skjønner ikke hvorfor jeg er sulten ... jeg har jo fett?
-------------------------------------
Det som har skjedd har skjedd.
---------------------------------
Det som har skjedd vil for alltid være sant
-----------------------------------------
De superkriminelle peker på de desperate kaller dem kriminelle og beordrer de uintelligente til å slå skallen inn på dem.
---------------
Herrregud, eg vil UUUUUUT!
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æ kjeda mæ =C
----------------
Ikke lenge igjen til helgen nå ... ;-)
-----------------------------------------
Folk har veldig mye input i disse dager.
------------------
Hvor er sola?
--------------------
The Truth - Your secret source to inner calm - come to terms with it ; )
-----
Torturbildene fra Irak er utmerket runkemateriale.
-------------
Are you making waves?
-----
Social Capital!
-------------------------------------------------
Spis ikke gul snø!
----------------------------------
Is your work done? Are all pigs fed, watered and ready to fly?....
------------------
heia storm!
-------
Gadzooks!
----------
if (((String) ((Map) personer.get(j)).get("name")).startsWith(String.valueOf(letters[k]))) {
filtrertePersoner.add(personerget(j));
System.out.println("-jippi!");
}
----
vårrrr!
----------------------------------------------
Und das lesben?
----------------------------------------------
So ist das leben!
-------------------------------------
Gud, Condoleezza Rize e' ein sexy beib!
------
pittegrann endring, kanskje?
----------------
G-Unit Cum Back-Zoesy Likes The Boyzy......
-------
stikksagmassakren?
------------------
G-Unit Barxing away!!!!!Tinging and Tanging
--------------------------------------
Yesterday, over breakfast, I made a Freudian slip. I meant to ask my wife to pass the butter, but instead I said, 'You bitch! You've ruined my life!'
-----------------------------------
Brothers and sisters
We're your synthetic poetic burlesque
Stereotyped T.V. addicted force-fed
On this non-apologetic private mission
You misunderstood white trash rats of today
---------
G-UNIT in the (Crack) House
---------
kaffe nå!
-------------------------------
Spjooooooiiiiiiing!
------------------
Gwen-Just Chillin At The Holiday Inn.............
---------------------------------------------
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." -- Ronnie Shakes
------------
Hratko Fatko-Now They Tell Me It's His Backo ???
-----------------------
It's so beautiful when it all comes together ; )
--------------------------------------------------
For en dag. For et liv. Føkk.
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While war and non-violence do sound contradictory, they are both conflict resoultion vehicles. I have said time and again that Satyagraha (non-violent struggle) is not the same as making peace. It is still a fight that has to be fought bravely as a soldier in a war -- just the weapon is different.
Many people mistake non-violence as compromise or avoidance of conflict. It is not.
--------------------------
Hello!
---------------------------------------
Danny Fanny got a watermelon truck,Stretch
-------------------
Experts agree: everything is fine
--------------------------------------
"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around. No contest." -- Eric Clapton
-----------------------
The Ken and Ken show,Gotta Love That-Stretch
---
First they came for the Communists, but I was not a Communist, so I said nothing. Then they came for the Social Democrats, but I was not a Social Democrat, so I did nothing. Then came the trade unionists, but I was not a trade unionist. And then they came for the Jews, but I was not a Jew, so I did little. Then when they came for me, there was no one left to stand up for me.
-- by Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945
--------------------------------------------
Barxing in the sunshine of life gotta love it Biff
--------------
Danny Fanny give me some Ham Slamie
----------------------------------
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra
---------------
-------------------------------------
Never argue with a Moron, he'll only bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.
---------------------
22 more days and rehab over-Mongo
------------------------------------------
"They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
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oki..........
--------
Den som bruker vold har allerede tapt
-----------------------------------
frk. joro is in da house!
--------------------------
Grattis!
---
50 cent says your spotting?
----------
G Unit will be back in the house soon!!
----------------------------
All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed; Second, it is violently opposed; and Third, it is accepted as self-evident.
-----------------
Mongo's in a Rehab.Got To Love It........
------------------------------
it's my life!
---------------------
When Jesus said "Love your enemies" I think he probably ment don't kill them
----------------------------------------------
Danny (Boy) Weenie congrats to my wife-Glen Fem
-----------
"Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few simple instructions such as 'go left', 'go right', and 'build car'." --John Sladek
--------------------------------------------
Charlie (Chucky) Boy
-----------------------
Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!
--------
hi
--------------------------
Dude,Give it a rest,Mongo flongo.Eat my tongo
---------------------------------------------
Plant one in nannies dickner Shickner
---------------
The day I realised I was God, was one day I was praying to him, and suddenly heard me talking to myself
-------------------------------------
Oh Nice !!!
------------------------------------------
There once was a man named Kent
Whose dick was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
But instead of coming, he went
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frem og tilbake er langt...
------
Frem og tilbake er litt for langt.
----------------------------------------------
Frem og tilbake er like langt.
------------------------------------
ok. ok!
------------------------
Ana Conda, I presume?
-------------------------------
Nanni Lookin good....Stretch
--------
Q. What did the mystic say to the hot dog vendor? A. Make me one with everything!
---------
Your Gonna Burn..............MONGO
----------------------------------------
GrandMa Schickner Rockn to the nerds.
Happy birthday love Bruce aka spaz
------------------------------------------
zapp!
---------
All i ever wanted is here in my arms........
--------------------------------------
The last time we listened to a Bush, we wandered in the desert for 40 years.
------
Mongo - Put The Brewski Down And Get Some Sleep......Stretch
---------------
dopp i grytan...
--------
dan winnie takes it hard
------------------------------------------
hun er som en båt uten anker...
----------
Din Gamle Sjokolade!
---------------------------------------------
festeløven!
---------------
All Natural...
--------------------------
CVNJ
--------------------------------------------
Killroy was here
---------------------------------------------
Ukulele!
----
Atun con servesa!
-------
hello
----------
Watch yo’ back, watch yo’ side, swimmin’ with sharks
---------------
Mongo's Up,Ride The Rod
----------
Øl's up! Ride the wave
------------------------------------------------
Do me and be doomed, Stretch
--------------------------------------
deny me and be doomed...
-------------------------
"Jo større hav, desto større bølger."
---------------------------------------
varm-fatko-ettert
----
varmluftsprettert?
-----------------------------------
akk ja...
-------------------------------
hokus pokus
----------------
We can't stop here, we're in bat country!
--------------------------------------
Fatco Hratko Glen Flem, in Dannys Fanny,,,,,,,,,,
-----------
With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know...
----------------
Hitter in the Shitter Shickner
---------------------------
shall i stay here at the zoo
or should i go and change my point of view
for other ugly scenes
---
hohoo!
------------------------------------
Get some sleep, Creep
------------------------------------------
joy & happiness...
-------------------------------
... And You Will Find!
-----------------------------------------------
search barx.org!
----------------------------------
zsorey Horey Butter my Back Doory........
----------------------------------------
kom mai du ...
-----------------------------
nei, februar!
----------------------------------------
januar?
--------------------------------------------------
... and there's gonna be lot of refugees!
--------------
320,5
--------------------------------------------------
jump around!
----------------------------------------
I demand to have some Hratko.............R.A.
---------------
i demand to have some booze!
--------------------------
lost in the middle of nowhere, without asprins...
------------------
Mr Whiffles,Mr Dibbles,Glen The Tinger
--------------
Mandalay!
------------------
..speaking of which...
---------
..pingviner paa hudson
----------------------------------
noen tror at lenker i html lager seg selv
-----
Where's My Danny Boy??????????????????
---------------------
G unit back in the house tinging and tanging
---
is it me url ooking for?
---------------------------------------
Dude Get Some Sleep,I got Work To Do.Mongo
-------------------------------
... is it me ur looking for?
--------------------------------------------
HELLO
-------------------------------------
Got Some Shit Floating For Biff Shickner
-----------------
gott veiss ich will kein engel sein...
-------------
kardinalen av konstantinopel var her!
--------------------------
HA! På nett!
-----------
bakfra og forfra!
----
. . .
------
... hei & hå & en flaske med akke!
------------------
en sjømann går i land
-------
may the horse be with you!
---------------------------
----------
Unga Funga Incha Bincha Mongo Fongo...........
-------------------------
Eg e berre ein fysikar og min historie blir sjelden fortalt...
-------------------------
What are you trying to say?Rat Bastard
-----------------------------
Biff Barxing the night away
--------------------------------
A sad day in the world today Bruce (Biff) Shickner lost his best butt buddy Rich Abecker
-----------
Abecker R I P
-------------------------------------
send sjokoladen!
---
Hey Ya -Stretch
------------
Meir lys!
-------------------------------------
Nickelback in g-unit
------
G Unit in the House
----------------------------------------
Straight up now tell me! Do you really wanna love me forever?
-----
idol-kurt: marsj i puddefjorden!
---------------------------------
The Perfect Storm, Episode II
------------------------------------------------
Shake It Like A Hemoroid - G_Unit
--------------------------
Bada Bing 50 cent nickelback,Hrat Pack.Biff
-------------------------------------------
når nettene blir kortere og varmen setter inn...
------------------------------------
vintersolverv!
----------------------------
søren!
-------------------
sjallabeis!
------------------------
'scuse me while I kiss this guy
-------
Har man kaffepause på tefabrikken?
---
jboss can make a good man turn bad...
-------------
Java is the most distressing thing to hit computing science since MS-DOS -- Alan Kay
------------------------
Sommerferie i to og en halv måned!
-------------------------------------------------
Hoho - hed kandi i San Fran
------------------------------------
HK
---------------------------------
$ cd /pub
$ more beer
--------------------
vål'enga - newcastle
--------
HO HO HO HOMO G-MAN -Biff
-------------------------------------------------
hva skal vi gjøre med...?
-------------
hva er nettavisen?!
-----------------------------------
merantifinér!
------------------------------------------
Det har kanskje en sammenheng...
--------------------------------------------------
søndag - fyllesyk!
-------------------
lørdag kveld - fylla kaller!
--------------------------------------------------
ny dag - nytt ubehag
-----
snowman -Ho-man - Glen is a Mo Man.........
---------------------
Jadda! Naa med en T610 og t-mobile!
-----------
lost in the middle of howhere...
--------------------------------------------
ho ho ho!
---------------------------------------
hi ho!
--------
ho?
-----------------------------
did u call me a ho?
--------------------------------------------
hey ho let's go!
------------
Jingle balls-Hratko's is smalls
---
Hard work always pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
----------
puke + cry
------------------------
vel vel vel. da er søndagen her igjen.
-----------------------------------
Biffin and tippin on abeckers pecker with shickner
----------------------------------
før eller etter skjema til 12 blank?
------------------------------------------------
ny runde!
--------------------------
driitngs ... men det var det jeg ville.
---
noen som vil...?
--------------------------------------------------
don't drink and barx!
-------------
50 cent in da club-Glenboy sippin a Bud
--------------------------------------
what a fucking life.
---
glovely!
-------------------------------------------
all you need is glove!
-------
smell the glove
-----------------------------
finky stinger?
---------------------------------
stinkyfinger
-------------------
url HURL Stretch ia a girl vondt
-------
XML a rat!
---------------------------------
[noen som har 6 millioner til overs?]
-----------------------------------------
url purl!
--------------------------
god morgen
-----------------------------------------
voi voi
--------------------------------------------
vondt det MONGO -BIFF fyllesjuk jeg vamere er
---------------------------
aiaiai - fyllesjuk. Ikke godt for meg, væffal.
------------------------------
Aldri så vondt at det ikke er godt for noen...
------------------------------------------------
Programming today is a race between software engineers
striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the
Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the
Universe is winning.
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det er vondere i glohaugen...
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det har jeg vondt for å tro :-)
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det er vamere i glohaugen...
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idag var det varmt gitt!
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thomas presenterer dagens javasnutt:
nyPersonPris.setPersonrollekode((String) ((Personrolle) allePersonroller().objectAtIndex(0)).getPersonrollekode());
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Incha Binca Biff's a Finka
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iDiX-POD
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hjertefrekvensregistreringsmaskin :)
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Didula rules!
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i'm bored
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... ole og ali!
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Ali til ordfører!
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Fredrikstad gir mensen et ansikt!
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I Want To Take You To A Gay Bar,Gay Bar
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Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree...
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pøh!
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vissvass - fint ord som brukes altfor sjeldent
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Fin snutt! Og de sier Lisp har mye parenteser.. :-)
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thomas presenterer dagens javasnutt:
hash.put(((Integer)((ArsmeldingpersonPris) priser.objectAtIndex(j)).getArstall()), "");
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Ich Bin Fatco Hratco Dum Kuph...........
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Don"t Piss on my leg Biff and tell me its raining
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An analogy is a lot like a drunkard; push it too hard and it'll fall
over and puke on your shoes.
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iri
virii
viriii
viriv
virv
virvi
virvii
virviii
virvix
virx
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halslinser - en god hjelper!
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FEM
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faan
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stretch-LIVES
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Å drikke, drekker, drakt, har dress.
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((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^1/2)) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0
A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven,
plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.
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å stupe, *styp*, staup, har ståpe!
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å stupe, staup, har ståpe!
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Here's a shout-out to the biggest nerd-Glen--Fem
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"A man's ambition should exceed his capacity. Or heaven's a lie." -- badguy i Conan
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skjerf!
-----------------------------------
Bite The Big Apple.Don't Bite No Maggots.-50 cent
---
YO MONGO YOUR GETTING TOO DEEP FOR ME BIFF
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"To crush your enemies, drive them before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women." - Conans svar på hva det gode liv er.
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.
------------------------------------
Just call me lucifer
’cause I’m in need of some restraint-Stretch
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But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
-----------------------------------
I was around when jesus christ had his moment of doubt and pain- Biff
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Stop The Madness -Mongo
------------
50 Cent - Nickelback -Ham Slamin.-Beer Swigin,Blades
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pyllesjuk...
----------------------
Damn Aussie Fags''''''''''''''Biff Rules
-----------------------------
"That which does not kill us makes us stronger" - Nietzsche. I always wished Nietzsche was alive today so that I could break his legs and see how much stronger that made him.
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my hovercraft is full of eels!
-------------------------------------
Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love
---------------------
THE NERDS RULE.............MONGO
---------------------------------
You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.
----------------------
BING BANG MY TING TANG BRUCE
-----------------------
Glen Boy Fem Boy-Abeckers Boy Toy...
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50 Cent in the House - Abecker in the Trailer
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Go Fetch Stretch-Hratko Fatko Give Me Your Abecker PECKER...........
-------------------------------
Believe you can, believe you can't; either way, you're right
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regn, regn gå din vei! sol, sol kom til meg!
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høst i bergen!
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I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!
------------------------------------------
When the world seems to be up in arms.... Sell deodorant!
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kjøla... kjedelig!
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wango bango aussie faggo - In your mongo slongo.
-------------------------------
Uncle Bucko in your ass Biff you american pig!
-----------------
Mongo Hratko - Where is my Uncle Bucko?
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skuffa: ingen pave som spilte basketball i st. peterskirken :-(
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one bierra piccolo per favore :-)
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Flest stemte rødt, men byrådet blir borgerlig
---------------------------------
Argh! Nok en gang en blå tig(g)erstad...
-----------------
Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve...
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pissevalg!
------------------
sv! sv! sv!
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-----------------------------
whoaw!
------
I bet there's rich folks eatin' in some fancy dining car/They're probably drinkin' coffee and smokin' big cigars/Well I know I had it comin' I know I can't be free/But those people keep a movin' and that's what tortures me
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Let me put it in your Hratko (mongo) Stretch me a Longo - Buttered brown-eyed monster............
---------------
Ferjeskipperene har gitt Skipperstuen en ny rennessanse.
---
Glen (Stretch) It's a freakin Guy
--------------------------
BIFF SHICKNER MAKES MY BROWN EYE BLEED LOVE RICHIE ABECKER
----------------------------------------
Hratko (Mongo) Butters Abeckers Brown Eye....
---------------------------------------------
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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SHOW ME YOUR SHICKNER
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Kyss, kos, klem og kjærtegn er viktigere for menn enn for kvinner.
----
A good system can transform complexity into chaos.
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"Don't you ever fucking look at me you fucking fuck." - Dennis Hopper (Blue Velvet)
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When you have shot and killed a man, you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him. You have given a definite answer to a definite problem. For better or for worse, you have acted decisively. In a way the next move is up to him! -Robert Heinlein
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MUSIK SKA BYGGAS UTAV GLÄDJE
--------------------------------------------
striskjorte & havrelefse!
-----------------------
tresfjord 24!
-----------
aqua gym!
------------------
frk. joro on the beach (active version)!
----------
return of the sandbille!
---------------------------------------------
Either men will learn to live like brothers, or they will die like beasts
--------
HTTPD Error 666 : BOFH was here
--------------------------
HTTPD Error 4004 : very old Intel cpu - insufficient processing power
---------------------------------------
ichnusa per favore!
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fyllesjuk og husker ikke hvordan jeg kom hjem.... og hvordan i helvete har et par joggesko jeg aldri har sett før havna i sofaen?
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yo
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Capricorn (Dec. 22—Jan. 19):
People often fall in love with the person who is worst for them, which is good news for you.
- Horoskop fra The Onion
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birra ichnusa!
------------------------
Video er best på fjernsyn!
--------------------
GLEN (WRECKO) HRATKO - TING N TANG
---
Biff Shickner Nerds Rule!!!!!
--------------------
stooore sommerfugler i magen...
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Den dumme kjenner ingen tvil, men seirer med et fjollet smil. (Arnulf Øverland)
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sliding down the razorblade of life
----------------------------------
vift med puppane & gjer nåken glad!
------------------------------------
There are 10 types of people on earth:
Those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
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No e da helg. No blir da liv. Rai! Rai!
-----------------------------
dett i tappen...
---------------------------------
znart zol og zommer :)
----------------------------------
systemet er oss!
-----------------------
idiot rules, idiots rule; it's the only thing that will never change
---------------------------------------
Reduction ad absurdum: det finnes fire typer mennesker: (1) de som deler mennesker inn i to typer, og (2) de som ikke gjør det og (3) de som klassifiserer de to typer mennesker og (4) de som kverulerer på klassifikasjonssystemet.
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Det finnes to typer mennesker i verden, de som deler mennesker inn i to typer og de som ikke gjoer det.
-------------------------------
det finnes 10 typer menesker, se som kan telle binært og de som ikke kan.
-----------
MONGO RULES
---------------------------
Ny regel: Ikke gaa paa fylla naar neste dag er skoledag.
---------------
muito bom, obrigado
----------------------
Como vai, Martin?
-----------------------------------------
Viva banda larga!
---------------------
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key...
--------
cate cate cate cate caterpillar girl...
----------------
Den som har hodet over vannet ser bare toppen av isfjellet.
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Do not adjust your mind. It is reality that is malfunctioning.
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hoppla!
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synkronsvømming. historiene gjentar seg. :-)
--------------------------------------------
øjl...
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snart helg!
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heisann
dette var jo kult
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No kunne det smaka med ein øl.
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kjeda meg...
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ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
-----
bare ett bilde til ...
--------------------------
Things go better with coke!
- International Cocaine Transporters Ltd.
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Hvorfor får ikke jeg pule, når alle andre på skolen har pult?
--------------------------
okay - nok koz
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En ny kozelig uke med klemz til dere allesammen...
--------------------------------
okay - ny mobil med wap :-)
--------------------------
Nå kozer vi oss riktig du...
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Let me put it in your Shickner please love uncle Buck
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Bruce Shickner and Uncle buck perfect together
----------------------
Hiv paven og Bush i Sotrastrømmen!
--------------------------------
mas, mas, mas! over hele linja...
----
Koz på Kos. *rødmer over dårlig ordveksling*
------------------------------------
hvor er rock?
-----------
Hva er det med alle koz'ene? En klemmesjuk script-kiddie?
--------------------
*ler (og rødmer litt samtidig)* Ha ha ha ;)))
-----------------------------------------------
rettelze: zelv en ezkimo i en iglo må ha det varmere...
-----
selv en eskimo i en iglo må ha det varmere...
----------------------------------
wap.barx.org.rulez.koz
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*rødmer, smiler og ler samtidig* Koz
-------------------------------
ø!
----------------
tjo bing!
-----------------------------
ikke retrohelvete - vær så snill!
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Ha en kozelig helg da dere... med mye kozemoze og klemz! Tjo-hei :-)
----------
God zommer
----------
endelig kan ein tagge på do via wap!
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freddag!
-------------------------------------------------
Koz og Klemz nå er det Weekendz... ;-)
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nerds rock
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malerjenten!
---------------------------
eg sa 35 g, ikkje g 35!!!
---------------------------
Klemz til alle sammen... ;-)
----------------
kle deg naken
-------------------------------
død over alle fanatikere!
------------
i luuuuuurve it!
----------------------
fredag!
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han va heite i dag...
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sydenland i bergen!
-----------------------------------------
barx was here!
------------------------------------
statistikk, statistikk, kategori!
--------------------------------------------------
sol sol sol!
------------
husmorferie = ingen ferie!
---------------------------------------
un corazón, una emoción...
---------------------------------------
nå blir det uvær; kjenner det i hælen...
-------------------------
tattane!
-------------------------
det er sånn vi likæer 'em...
------------------------------------
pan y agua...
---------------------------------
96% ren kokos
-------------------------
fikk du ondt? nei, jeg sa "aaaaaaah"!
-------
Eller Hva, Tor?
----------------------
... som igjen ligger nærmere ekvator
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det er varmere i spania enn i norge fordi spania ligger naermere equador...
----------------------
pus pus pus...
----------------------
Dan Reidy has a small pussy
---------
Hvorfor kan ikke jeg pule, når pave Johannes Paul?
------------------------------
Hvorfor kan ikke jeg hoste, når Morten Harket?
----------------
Hvorfor kan ikke jeg fise, når angelface?
----------
31 grader celcius...
----------------------------
-----------------------------------
.-'-.
----
Sexo Colectivo!
----------------------------------------
Party like it"s your birthday
---------------------------
Dance like no body is watching and fuck like your on film!
-----------------------------------------------
Coming soon: Timepieces for astronaughts. Watch this space!
---------------------
como un burro
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¡verano y pecas!
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perro caliente!
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rusten spiker er også spiker
---------------------------------
When a clock is hungry, does it go back four seconds?
----------------------
Facts are stupid things. -- Ronald Reagan
--------------
La Cucaracha!
---------------------------
.·´¯`·._.·´¯`·._.·´¯`·._.·´¯`·._.·´¯`·._.·><((((°>
---------------
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. -- Nathaniel Borenstein (1957 - )
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Supposing.... hold on. I give in :-)
-----------------------------------------------
Supposing the present doesn't work, to do so would be a fallacy..... (Circular logic, anyone? :)
-------------------------------------------------
Supposing the present doesn't work, you've been seeing the wrong future.
----------------
I have seen the future and it doesn't work.
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The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. -- Art Spander
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. -- Mark Twain
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To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable. -- Oscar Wilde
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kom mai du skjønne, milde...
---------------------------------
gipsvegg!
----------------
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." (Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989.)
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blomstrende løvetenner...
-------------------------------------
helligbrøde!
-----------------------------
Friends help you move. Best friends help you move bodies.
-----------------------------------
he's got a passion... it's called peace!
------------------------------
snekre snekre!
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endelig ferie :-)
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umåtelig!
------------------------------------------------
For i kjøleskapet hjemme er det øl
I kjøleskapet hjemme er det øl
Å, øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl
øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl
Å, øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl
øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl øl
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do. -- Samuel P. Huntington
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President BUSH went for a check up. His doctor said:
"Mr. President, I am your doctor; I am sorry to inform you, that you have a problem in your BRAIN. Your brain has two parts, one Left and one Right. The Left Part has nothing right in it, and the Right Part has nothing left in it."
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feberen over, nå øl!
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feber...
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hør hør!
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Some people, when confronted with a [programming] problem, think,
"I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.
-- Jamie Zawinski
-----------------------------
... det er lys i tunnelen
------------------------------------------------
kvalm...
-------------
haudepine...
------------------------------
Don't just eat pussy... eat a lot of it!
------------------------------------------
Hvorfor har en amerikansk soldat sittende på en stol eller liggende på en mjuk seng det verre enn den irakiske soldaten liggende med ansiktet ned i grusen med et automatvåpen mot nakken?
---
Hehehe. Som "Bob" sier: "Don't just eat a hamburger...eat the HELL out of it!"
------------------------------------
På tide å stige ned fra den høye hest! La meg minne om viktigheten av
KORTIPERFRE (korttidspersonligefrelsere). Lite kan frelse en sulten kropp som en overlesset, saftig burger. Amerikansk eller ikke. Korrekt eller ikke.
---------------------------------------
det kan nå være, men nåde deg om du kjøper det...
-------------------------------------
Å, vi drømmer vel fremdeles om en dobbel whopper med ekstra alt, ekstra ost og ekstra bacon!
---------------------------------------------
vi drømte om amerika
hvor vestavinden bor.
vi drømte om amerika,
hvor honningblomster gror,
hvor himmelen er stor og blå,
med stjerner og med striper på.
vi drømte om amerika,
men ikke lenger nå.
nei, ikke lenger nå.
---------------
Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21):
Your conviction that there is a monster under the bed would be a mere eccentricity if you weren't so heavily armed and it was your own bed.
-----------------------------------------------
i can almost walk again!
-------------
"TYPISK JESUS" will return!! EEEEHH.....
------------------------------------------
LOve too here from you!!
------------
ping og firsle!
-----
I will make you understand forever...
-----------------------------------
I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks.
-------------------------------
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
------------------------------------
Hemmant Patell was here
---------------------------------------------
Stomp!
-----------------------------
kruken...
--------------
Sayonara!
---------------------------
Svupp!
----------------------------------------
0n3 small st3p ph0r man, 0n3 g1ant stumbl3 ph0r mank1nd.
----------------------
Nicht nur du 8)
--------------------------
busenfreund!
--------------------------------------
Plysj?
------------------------------
T1m3 1z an 1llusi0n p3rp3trat3d by th3 manuphactur3rz 0ph spac3.
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"0ph c0urse p0w3r t00lz and alc0h0l d0n't m1x. 3v3ry0n3 kn0wz p0w3r t00lz ar3n't
solubl3 1n alc0h0l..."
-- Crazy N1g3l
------------------------------------------------
L1k3 1 alwayz say -- n0th1ng can b3at th3 BRATWURST h3r3 1n DUSS3LD0RPh!!
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m4k3 10v3 n07 w4r!
------------------
... still alive ...
----------------
It takes a big man to cry,
but it takes a bigger man
to laugh at that man.
------------------------------------------
void: formless mass that floats in a sea of nothing
dreaming of a time when entropy will stop invading its space
and let it sleep...
----------------
"You want to see a freak show? A guy sitting in a cubicle, staring into a computer all day, typing until he gets carpal tunnel syndrome, with a 'thank God it's Friday' coffee mug sitting on his desk. There's your freak show.''
------------------------------------------------
Hilf Dir selbst, dann hilft dir Gott
--------
Det Er Ingen Spørsmål Men Bare Svar Du
--------------------------
There Are No Answers, Only Choices
-----------------------
rydde rydde rydde!
---------------------------
på høgde med det beste i utlandet :-)
------
jaja... dette var da en kul side eller hva sier dere andre
----
neivel?
-----------------------------------
ikke no
-------------------------------
pong!
------------------------------------
ping!
--------
....................../´¯/).......
------------------------------------
evt. rusbrus...
-----------------
helg og armer = øl
-------------------------------
ingen armer ingen kaffe - ingen kaffe ingen puls
-------------------------------
kaffetørst! men jeg har jo ingen armer...
-----------------
svolten...
--------------------------
sånn ja!
---
cogito ergo sum
---------------------------------
calcaneus fraktur
---------------------
simsalabim!
------------------------
#rist > 3 == ronk
------------------------------------------
vær er gode greier, men må det være så vannvittig mye av det...
----------------
for hånd ...
--------------------
eksperimentere...
------------------
du må få det ut...
-----------------------
eg berre seie at burnley rula fotballen
---------------------------------------
halla
------
den som bare kunne gått en liten tur...
-----
vil gjøre det selv!
-------------------------------------------------
eg taggar, du tagg meg om det
-----------------------------------------------
det er så kjedelig å gjøre det man skal gjøre, når det man skal gjøre er så kjedelig
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hest er best
--------------
ankelbrudd er noe herk!
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gje meg en peinkillar!
--------
bbb: bibulebetennelse!
------------------------------------
Julaften overstått! Frihet er rett rundt hjørnet, må bare få unna førstedag.
---------------------------------------------
hvorfor blir alt tull?
--------
julehelvete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
------------
hjelp
---------------------
julebord min rompe!
-------------------
If u want 2 c clear, u often have only 2 change the point of view...
--------------------
-nm-ls
--------------------------
the pain... the pain...
-------
får man akevitt på grillen?
--------
Dagens lengste ord: Kunnskapsforvaltningseksamensresultater (puuh!)
------------------------
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
---------------
asus p4pe!
-------------------------------------------------
JESUS REDDER - men Dalglish setter inn returen (Grafitti fra Liverpool)
-----------------------------------------------
If your penis is so long, don't you get light-headed when you get an erection?
-----------------------
When asked why he didn't like to swim in the water: Fish fuck in it (W.C. Fields)
---------------------
flakka!
--------------------------------
hmm?
---------------------------------------------
den blå steinen?
-----------------------------
Och dom säger att stan har blivit tyst och ful och öde älskling. Att det kommer bli en lång kall vinter. Jag har lärt mig att saknaden är värst när nån har sovit som ett barn. Genom en iskall vinter.
---------------------------
dorfmeister på blå
--------
Sound of Grünerløkka - En god grunn
-------------------------------------------------
klokka er snart 2, vestlandslefsa og kaffe!
-----------
i have a dream...
-----------------
klikka klakka!
----------
alfa proxima
-------------------------------
jojo!
----------------
ftp meg her og ftp meg der: opp med hastigheten sier nå jeg!
-------------------------------------------------
paris je viens!
---------------------------------------------
"For me a chameleon is something that disguises itself to look as much like its environment as possible. I always thought I did exactly the opposite of that." - David Bowie
-------------------------
XOXOX from germany 8-)
------------------------------------
club
------------
... sennep i ræva?
---------------
aaaaaaaghh - ketchup på hjernen
-----------------------------------
søøøøndag...
-------------------
Life, but when?
----------------------------------------------
tag tag
--------------------------
jippi!
----
mimi
--------------------------
Legespalte på 60-tallet: Nei, din samboer har nok rett, pungen skal ikke føres med inn.
--------------------------------------
mimi
--------------------------------
Nå slutter ihvertfall helgen for noen
------
Hi all!
---------------------------------
Never take life to seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
--------------------------------
He said, "zipzap!". She replied, "enrique?"
-----------------------------------
du kan ikkje bite følelsen!
-------
?????? ?????? ?????? ?????? ??????? ?????????
-----------------------
som bjølla i dotten...
--------------------------
det er så deilig... ;-)
---------------
All denne utenlandsken...
-----
Whatever, whenever...
-----------------------------------------
hvis frp er svaret, hva er da spørsmålet?
---------------------------
Kan jeg skue deg på hårene?
--------------
man skal ikke eie mer enn man kan få med seg opp i et bjørketre.....(Samisk ordtak)
--------
hatet av mange elsket av få
------------------
you can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!
---------------------------------------
Spjoiiiiing!
-------------
Mandag: hurra!
-------------
thc?
---
TCB
----------------
Heia...
-------------------------------------
Hei T.I.L
----------------------------
heia asm!
---------------------------------
snø?!
-----------------------------------
bolle og pinne!
-------------------------------------
ølpøl?
--------------------
hvorfor er du så svak; du blir gulere for hver dag som går!
--------------------------------------
but i do, and i`m proud!
--------------------
Hva, jeg?!
-------
Du, du røyker og du, du drikker!
------
begynn på begynnelsen, fortsett til du når slutten, og så stopp
----------------------
mandag morra grus!
-----
hihi
------------------------------------------
秘密消息
--------------
Cellphones cause cancer, but are very convenient.
----
本等国的歌唱家和中国交响
-----------------------------------------------
nei til silikon på barx.org!
-------
Bowling for Columbine
----------------------------
hulg!
--------------------
sjinn?
-----------------------------------------
gin
------------
morra brød?
-------------------------------
morgenfugl! hva er nå egentlig det?
------------------------------------------
*dunk* *dunk* ... er denne her på?
--------------------------
ondskapens hotell
------------------------------------
When I learn something new—and it happens
---------------
~v^~^v~^~
-----------------------------------
Vi skal angripe IRAK fordi vi tror de KAN ha atomvåpen og blir styrt av en gal mann...Vi VET at USA har atomvåpen, og at George "integritet er en fin bil" Bush er gal bør vel være åpenbart for de fleste....
--------------------------
"THOSE WHO MAKE PEACEFUL REVOLUTION IMPOSSIBLE WILL MAKE VIOLENT REVOLUTION INEVITABLE" John F. Kennedy
---
sss - sove, sove, sove...
------------------------
LLL - Lenge Leve Larva!
------------------------------------
makking!
------------------
fanden på flat mark.....
---------------------
neeehhh; tror eg larver idag...
-------------------------
LLL - La Larva Leve!
------------------------------------------
(¯`·._.··._.·´¯)
-------------
tijuana - tequila, sex and marihuana...
----------------------------------------------
regn!
---------------------------------
høst...
---------------------------------------------
brrr... fryser!
-------------------------------------------
øl? 20? land?
--------------------------------------------
det ekje alltid flatt hav
---------------------------------------
john pilger: "it is not enough for journalists to see
themselves as mere messengers without understanding the hidden
agendas ot the message and myths that surround it."
----------------------
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---------------------
eplekjekk
-----------------------------
www.michaelmoore.com
--------
BU$H - The best democracy money can buy
-------------------
...tøffe tøffe tøff?
-----------------------------------
tarmer tar toget?
-------------------------
ttt... tissefant, tutter og turning?
------------------------------------
TTT
----------------------------------------------
skulle du ha sett; fredag igjen :-)
------------------
pimpin' ain't easy when the hoes are sleazy
----------------------------------
mageknip...
--------------
har noen sett kjæresten min?
------------------------------
Arty farty ; )
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.-~·*'˜¨¯`·•ˆ•·`¯¨˜'*·~-.
-----
]¦›-––––•(-•v^v^––––•(-•
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¨˜°ºð[]𺰘 ˜°ºð[]𺰘¨
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¨˜°ºð[]𺰘 ˜°ºð[]𺰘¨
----
¨˜°ºð[]𺰘¨˜°ºð[]𺰘¨˜
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bush & co: fall døde om!
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puh; lang barbere-leggene-sesong!
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¨˜ˆ”°¹~·-.„¸¸„.-·~¹°”ˆ˜¨
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dett i desa
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master card
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♪♫
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... made in hong kong. Halleluja.
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Elin Ruhlin Gjuvsland har sjangs på me...
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bæ!
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MØØØØØØØ
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Life is funny, but not ha-ha funny. Peculiar I guess...
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manda morra brus...
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nei til demokrati! the computer is your friend.
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Mer makt til FN!
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hong kong ping pong
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You can observe a lot just by watching. -- Yogi Berra
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i'm to sexy for this taggevegg...
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Too flipp, gotta flopp
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Too hipp, gotta flipp
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sofa, so good...
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Memory, prophecy and fantasy...
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erru gæærn...
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røyk med en venn...
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Eat the rich ; )
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puppelupp!
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Viktigheten og uviktigheten av selvet kan ikke overdrives
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Repeter etter Oracle: "referanseintegritetsskranker"
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Lyndon Johnson: A pot?
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We could launch a pod.
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Lived on Decaf, faced no Devil
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Segmentation fault - core dumped ; )
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a man a plan a anal panama
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iiii
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O
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UHERELL
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nå er det tia igjen...
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fredag... joho!
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norge-syden 1-0 hjemmeseier!
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syden-norge!
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om eg ønska meg en mswin-server?!?!
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svett og klam; ensom?
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svett og klam; deilig!
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kaviar!
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barx.org - fengslende kodet!
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takk det var geemt. men må det allti være en fange her? kanskje det er noe feil i koden til barx?
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sånn; nå er du fri! og jeg er fanget... - joro -
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jelp joro jelp jeg er fanget i taggeveggen og kommer ikke ut. jelp jelp
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blemme...
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selvfølgelig; å spøke...
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har spøkelser behov?
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bein
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balla
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Naturligvis!
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hvis eg ikkje liker elin ruhlin gjuvsland med klær, er det lov å like henne uten?
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øyvor er søt :-)
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hun er en av FBI-folka (forbrukerinspektørene) i nrk. tror du vil like henne uten klær :-)
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kem er elin ruhlin gjuvsland? vil eg se ho naken?
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Hvem er det som går og går men aldri kommer lenger enn til døren? Jehovas vitner selvfølgelig!
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Hamplue er kult!
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Timian
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emigrasjonspapirer ønskes!
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Onsdag! Nesten august! Fortsatt regn?!?
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eg vil ta buss nr. 14
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pico - Crtl-S = hel$%&@?$$@£¤%%#
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/me enters mañana-mode...
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vil at guttene skal vaere nakne hele tiden!
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bora bora...
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hola senores y senoritas!
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artilukasjon!
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ja til gjennomsiktige skjørt :-)
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www.mellomhimmelogjord.no
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barbert?
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glatt
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shorts
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sandaler!
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Fredag! Nesten juni! Regn?!?
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blomster overalt... men ingen pollenallergi!
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nyvasket
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feber... ull i hodet...
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fryser ikke. varm varm
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palme
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Økonomi pakke
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Hva er det viktigste i verden i følge de fleste journalister? Det triste svaret: kongelige!
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e det sommar no?
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no - but i wish...
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are you mary?
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human beings; they live...
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bla bla bla
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Det er ikke bra å være så sugen, at all kommunikasjon foregår med kugen.
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dverg kameler er fine husdyr
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uten
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strax 3B
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*fosj*
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voerspiel i trondheim..hurrafordei! ;)
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vil ha utepils nå!
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ord for dagen: engelsk: godspeed
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ich bin schon berliner!
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mandag er langt fra...
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torsdag er nesten helg...
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fryser :-(
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bzzzzz...
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Brenn!
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svupp!
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dvs, ikkje noe farge...
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Svart!
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grip nanosekundet!
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Påske... hvor ble det av fasten?
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Valgerd e ei HORE!!!
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kem sa det?
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camelmeat
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gogo gorilla
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all systems are gogo
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Kem kan segla forutan vind...
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Boadicea var her, her er så undelig, er jeg kommet til feil klode ? fasinerende !
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heeeeeeelg!
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nei ikke alt; ikke vinteren :-(
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alt går litt fort synes nå jeg...
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ikke bare mandagen ...
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mandagen gikk så altfor fort...
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Flyet styrter rett etter at jeg har blitt med i 10000m klubben....
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litt asparges, kanskje?
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kem va det som bøy på levergryte?
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ping?
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endelig oppegående!
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Jesus' lever
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I'm Shpongled!
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21. februar og svigerfaren til narkoprinsessa & Harry Benn har bursdag i følge kalenderen...
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snø gå din vei...
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sol ute, sol inne, sol i hjertet, sol i sinnet...
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was not here!
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was here!
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den udugelige hax0r...
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Bad Mongo er mongo!!!!!
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Å nei, fredag igjen...
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3201.42 (Bogomips ;-)
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3 minustima e aaaaltfor lite :-(
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nei til sykkelpøbler på fortau!
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i dag kom eg på jobb kl. ................ 12!
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Fox er godt!
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nei... kom sol, kom sommervind!
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Og solen lyste inn gjennom vinduet. Men forsvant igjen. Den er ihvertfall ikke død.
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sommar kom fort, for jag lengtar efter dig...
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Make your momma proud, buy some faster hardware...
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nakne jenter er digg!
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Ugress - e jævla bra!!
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Corporate Religion
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Riv ned det formelle...
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Fortsett på denne: Livet er for kort til å ....
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fredag igjen... akk & uff... skulle ønske det var mandag... ;-)
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snø i januar er en uting!
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hæææ... det er langt fra jippi. ikke noe jipping her før fredag!
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mandag... jippi!
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men la dem få inn de tinga nå, lag featurefreeze om et par måneder og release til høsten
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DØ BUSH DØ
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The suck is mighty? -høres litt ut som kvinnelig herketeknikk...
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the suck!
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what the duck?
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The Duck Is Mighty
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Sjef=alvorlig syk i hodet... :OBR
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solen midt i fjeset for første gang på evigheter...så deilig!
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Noen blir aldri ferdige...
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nå peikte han på deg og...
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Er det noen det er styggere å peike på enn andre?
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malurt på engelsk wormwood, på tysk vermuth...
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nåja... en liten pose kanskje...
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helg = potetgull! hurra!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhgggggggggggg!! Snufs.
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24 dagers egenmeldinger i 2002? glimrende ide!
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overstått... ett år til neste gang... puh!
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julerom?
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kem har tatt akevitten?
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GOD JUL!
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dame+manne seigmenn i samme pose = 1 orgiepose
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Tre dråper drapp
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Timothy Leary - "Tuned out, turned off, dropped dead" :-)
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Hai J&J! Trygve "from where the sun don't shine" Solheim var også her!
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kult med tantebesøk! ### barx
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hei geir! gleda oss te ny cd! j&j
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Geir Arne Solheim var her, med beste helsingar til alle i Bergen - Ny juleplate i emninga: Operation: XMASCD 2001
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tante var her!!
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ka med de stakkars evenukk-seigmennene da?
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puppene skulle vært på større seigdamer
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seigdamene skulle hatt større pupper...
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svimmel...
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implisitt!
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gummiansjosen was here?
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gummiansjosen rula!
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er det noen som har sett ham da...?
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Hakkje sett han...
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var kilroy her eller var han ikkje her?
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Killroy was here?
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Ka er dette med at Karate har stjåle Barx-navnet?
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... mellom beina :-)
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leamus på øyet...
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energibomben her...
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trøttekvetel!
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gummiansjosen ruler!
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oj..oj..oj
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16 dager til vintersolverv...
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det var vel ikke så ille heller...?
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tannlegen... boah!
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mandager er ikke blå, men svarte...
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pupp!
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surfbrettet var skikkelig bra!!
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akevitt? ja takk gjerne
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en liten akevitt kanskje :-)
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helg!
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SYNdrom
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bush på havets bunn!
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Skam deg Kjell Inge!
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no øl!
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drive du med ansjos, olav?
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Olav: Hmm.. noen går meg i næringa her...
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nånei; gummijuleansjos feks...
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ansjos er oppskrytt!
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gummiansjosen ruler!
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Sprattus e her!
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ansjos!
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barx var her først :-)
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